A journey of 1000 miles starts with one step

[Marthe48]

then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck

[True Dough]

1. Any inebriation involved in either of those scenarios?

[Marthe48]

2. I'd have to be dead drunk to start walking

a mile, let alone 1000!

[True Dough]

3. Aha! But what if you drank this?

[Marthe48]

4. Then

[True Dough]

5. Well played, Marthe!

Keeping on walkin'!

[Marthe48]

6. And you as well, True Dough!

[Jeebo]

7. Speaking of one step ...

... I just posted in another thread that I have thought for a long time that all of human history can be summed as 1,000 steps forward, and 999 steps backward. We just took about 500 steps backward on Tuesday. I wonder how long it will take us to make up those lost steps?

— Ron

[BOSSHOG]

8. As it ends

[Marthe48]

9. Thoughtful