No one will show up for Halloween tonight

[OAITW r.2.0]

No one ever does. We've always had a 500 ft isolated road to the house. Maybe next year I'll make it a really spooky experience to get the trick o'treaters to show up.

[True Dough]

1. A 500 ft isolated road to the house

Perhaps they fear that it's the point of no return!

[getagrip_already]

2. Same for us....

We are on a common drive with only 5 houses and its a long danged walk down a very dark road.

Most parents just take their kids to a more crowded subdivision where the houses are right next to each other.

[elleng]

3. DITTO BUT

did get THESE:





1+ mile off a public road.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. A few grasshoppers. no Canada Geese.

Or as I say to my friends from Canada, "Canadian Geese". For some reason, it drives them nuts.

[debm55]

6. That's funny.

[debm55]

5. At the beginning we had some. After sitting in the driveway, we had none. so we came and turned out the lights. What am

All this candy?

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. You know what you'll do, debm55. Same as every year.

You'll enjoy the retained spoils thru the Christmas Holidays.

[MissB]

8. We do not live on the trick-or-treat street

Thank goodness.

They put out literal troughs of candy.

[Aristus]

9. We haven't had any yet.

We usually don’t get more than two or three groups of kids each year.

[quaint]

10. I had 33 trickers, 4 minders, 3 awesomely Kokomon costumed boys.