Screw it! My third and last attempt at making a salad. What am I doing wrong?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[cyclonefence]

1. Nothing!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. 🤗

[msongs]

2. forgot the ranch dressing?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[barbtries]

21. thousand island nt

[flying rabbit]

3. Looks fine to me!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗

[elleng]

4. LOLOLOL!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😁

[LoisB]

9. Don't worry about it, you're close enough.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤗

[Beartracks]

10. Steak salad!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗

[nclib]

13. Needs more cheese

and bacon.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🤗

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Slap a lettuce leaf in there, if you think it needs it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😬

[WestMichRad]

17. Jeebus! I can feel my arteries clogging

… just looking at the picture!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 😬

[SilasSouleII]

42. That's what they made Lipitor for

n/t

[drmeow]

18. I would add

just a little more cheese - everyone loves cheese on salad, right?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 🤗

[brewens]

22. Mac & cheese is a vegetable. Put a layer of that on and I say you're good. :) n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 🤗

[birdographer]

24. Where to start?

The bacon is going the wrong way. The cheese goes on the bottom bun, not on the meat. And where are the eggs? I mean, good try, but check your recipe!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😬

[MLAA]

26. You are color blind, you just can't see green!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. 😬

[BOSSHOG]

27. Just a lil water cress on top

And it will be the perfect salad. But you know that.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

50. 😁

[Wonder Why]

28. You're supposed to turn it upside down! Sheesh!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[TexasTowelie]

29. Your salad has not been properly tossed. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. 🤗

[Tarzanrock]

30. A teaspoon of sauerkraut ...

... and a beer soaked bratwurst would probably complete it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

54. 😃

[Old Crank]

31. Perhaps you could try this salad recipe.

Normally the German version doesn't do the cheese.

https://www.daringgourmet.com/swiss-wurstsalat-sausage-salad/

[Floyd R. Turbo]

55. 😋

[Permanut]

32. Needs fried egg..

[Floyd R. Turbo]

56. 😋🍳

[dai13sy]

33. Not a thing. Your salad looks perfect to me

[Floyd R. Turbo]

57. 🤗

[RainCaster]

34. Add one rocket leaf

If you must.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

58. 🤔🍃

[slightlv]

35. Must have pickles!!!! n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

59. 🤗🥒

[patphil]

36. Looks fine to me, just needs a beer.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

60. 🍺

[Dem2theMax]

37. I gave up all animal protein after getting covid.

Covid made everything, especially anything animal, taste horrible. Have never been able to go back to it. But every time I see something like that photo, my stomach starts growling. I haven't had a hamburger in FOUR years. Now I'm starving!
Where's that can of black beans? Yum.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

61. 😢

[MLAA]

76. I don't eat any animal protein either, have you tried either the impossible burger or better than beef burger?

They might taste too much like meat for you or just maybe it’s the actual animal protein that doesn’t sit well with you. Just a thought! I use those two products for hamburgers, sloppy joes, cottage pie, chili etc. some fast food places even has them. Carls Jr and Burger King in my neck of the woods. At Burger King if you ask for vegan they don’t use the regular meat grill. Also, Weinersnitzel has FieldRoast stadium dogs (non-animal).

[fierywoman]

38. Toss the buns -- your inner carnevore wants out !!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

63. 😁

[relayerbob]

39. Add Tomato. That's it!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

64. 🍅🤗

[lastlib]

40. More bacon! Bacon fixes everything!

You just need to keep practicing, Floyd. If you make a mistake in the next round, I'll help you dispose of the waste material....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

65. 🥓🤗

[LogDog75]

41. Not a damm thing!

Looks like you perfected it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

66. 🤗

[oldmanlynn]

43. Your trying to be too healthy. Nfm

[Floyd R. Turbo]

67. 😁

[Wednesdays]

44. Needs more cowbell. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

68. 😬

[Figarosmom]

45. Nothing, thats perfect.

Maybe some grilled Jalapeño peppers or better yet some pickled peppers, it needs some acid to cut the richness of those carmalized onions.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

69. 🌶️🤗

[California Kid]

46. Do you work at Heart Attack Cafe?

What you need is a pile of French fries cooked in pure lard...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

70. 🍟🤗

[LudwigPastorius]

47. To paraphrase Ron Swanson,...

salad is the food that my food eats.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

71. 😁

[Rincewind]

48. Not enough cheese. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

72. 🧀🤗

[bullimiami]

53. Not enough bacon?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

73. 🥓🥓🥓🤗

[BarbaRosa]

62. Needs green chile.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

74. 🌶️🤷🏼‍♀️

[PJMcK]

75. You need to "toss" it

(wink)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

77. 😱