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LuckyCharms

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Mon Sep 16, 2024, 03:22 PM Monday

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender says "I'm sorry, you have to leave, we don't do these kind of jokes here".

Then, a horse walks into the bar.

Bartender says "I'm sorry, you have to leave, we don't do these kind of jokes here".

Then, a chicken walks into the bar.

Bartender says "I'm sorry, you have to leave, we don't do these kind of jokes here".

The chicken says "Well, do you know where I can get a drink"?

Bartender points out the window and says "Yes, that place across the road".

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