Inflatable Halloween yard decorations are the number one threat to Duncan dogs.
My brave golden retriever yea that’s sarcasm ,on our walk my goodness father the horror were not gonna walk past that yard with the abominations blowing.
He stopped observed growled at the decorations.
And we crossed the road Dunc decided to change side of the road and as we crossed Dunc barked the whole time at decorations hackles up fur puffed up to make himself look bigger.
And tactically Dunc kept me between him and the decorations I’m thinking he ate a copy of the art of war by Sun Tzu whoever thought my dog was a military strategist i sure as hell did not.
Ok dad if they attack they’ll get you first and that will give me time to save my furry self.
You know in emergency women and children first yea not in a golden retrievers mind.
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Those inflatable yard decorations are indeed an abomination.
(When I go into a store that sells that cr*p I'm reminded that SOMEONE is buying all the stupid sh*t, and keeping casinos afloat, and so on -- then I bet some of these people b*tch about "inflation" and how hard it is to make ends meet these days because ... )
I applaud your pup for at least having a proper opinion of the nonsense. 
Our dogs are smarter than we give them credit for. Give him an extra belly rub for me.
