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So one day a couple of
MAGA idiots brought in a friend who had cut himself using a chainsaw quite badly.
During COVID these MAGA zombies happen to place their faith in a doc who was anti-vaccine and quite a MAGA enthusiast.
When the doc came out he told his friends sorry that his friend had bled to death from his injury. He told them though that his last friends were inspiring and that his friends should continue to live their lives in an enthusiastic manner. It was just a shame they didn't know his friend's blood type so they could have helped him.
Upon departure the doc told his friends that their departed comrade's last words were B positive.
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