Weirdest thing happened to me today

[sakabatou]

Someone tried proselytizing to me INSIDE the supermarket. Who starts a conversation by proselytizing?
Same person did the same to a cashier, and handed them a pamphlet.

Now, I was going to do something a bit rude, but kept my mouth shut.

[XanaDUer2]

1. Nice mormons came to my door

And threw out the garbage

[sakabatou]

2. The Mormons who come to my door don't give me anything

I just say, "No thank you," then close the door. There used to be a ceramic sign outside the house, but it's faded with time.

[XanaDUer2]

3. They asked could they do anything

For me. Sure

[JoseBalow]

4. I get people who come around giving away free sample bottles of shampoo

They're Jojoba Witnesses

[sakabatou]

6. I don't get the joke.

[MLAA]

10. Jojoba is an ingredient in some shampoos.

[sakabatou]

11. Oh

[JoseBalow]

13. Yes, it is often added to promote healthy and lustrous hair

Also, jojoba rhymes with Jehovah, so it's like a pun.

Additionally, Jehovah Witnesses often go door to door handing out religious literature, they are known for that. This detail adds an element of humor to the pun.

That's pretty much it. This is the point where hilarity should be ensuing!


*Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies.

[Srkdqltr]

9. Had an insurance person tell me they would send a doctor or np. I said i really need floors washed

And vacuumed. Also my frig cleaned. And do they do windows. They hung up.

[SWBTATTReg]

5. If they tried to hand me a pamphlet, I'd refuse to touch it, you don't know where's it has been.

I know it's been in the hands of these crazy maniacs, so I don't want to get infected w/ what they have. Enough said.

[CrispyQ]

7. Just for you...

[SWBTATTReg]

8. Ha ha hah. I'm not atheist, but I do enjoy a damn good joke/cartoon! Thanks for the laugh, ha ha heh.

[Polybius]

12. Is it odd that I had to look up that word?

I suddenly feel less smart.

[sakabatou]

14. Dunno if it's odd.