Jeff Tiedrich - Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a 'prize,' and it's definitely in the room with us right now

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

as Donald Rumsfeld so wisely counseled us during the Great Iraqi Bed-Shit twenty years ago, sometimes you go to war with the deteriorating dumbfuck president you have, not the deteriorating dumbfuck president you want.

seriously, this is stupidest don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war ever. here’s a bone-crushingly moronic thing Preznit Fuckwit actually said yesterday.

“they’re gonna make a deal. they’re gonna make a deal. they did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. they— gave us a present, and the present arrived today. it was a very— big present worth a tremendous amount of money. and, I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but, uh, it was a very significant— uh— uh— prize.”

what in the small-batch artisanal fuck is Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants blithering about?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/captain-crazypants-says-iran-gave

[lapfog_1]

1. everyone within range of shitstain

needs to wear a dosimeter.

Geiger counter would be advisable.

Apparently Iran still has a lot of enriched uranium for some reason.

[ChicagoTeamster]

2. Did they slip him nerve agent?

[Diamond_Dog]

3. So sick and tired of a President with the vocabulary of a kindergartener.

[Buzz cook]

4. Apparently Iran let a tanker through or

there was a error with the ship's location beacon. Either way it's good news for Trump. (do I have to add the sarcasm tag?)