Nice Time: Hero Of Australian Mass Shooting Thanked With Great Big $1.65 Million Check

[Zorro]

Ahmed Al Ahmed, the hero who tackled and disarmed one of the two gunmen who opened fire on a Hanukkah celebration at Australia’s Bondi Beach on December 14, received a check last Friday for more than $1.65 million while recovering from his wounds in a Sydney hospital. More than 43,000 people from around the world contributed to a GoFundMe campaign that collected over $2.5 million in funny little Australian dollars.

Yes, this is one of those “light in the darkness” Nice Time stories for which we wish there hadn’t been any reason at all. Sixteen people were killed in the attack, and dozens wounded, including Al Ahmed, who was shot multiple times in his left arm. Australia has universal healthcare, but the donations will help him as he recovers from his injuries.

Here’s Canadian social media influencer person Zachery Dereniowski, whom we hadn’t heard of either but who apparently encourages people to be decent to each other, giving the oversized check, or cheque, to Al Ahmed last week.

Al Ahmed has also been visited in the hospital by Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and by Chris Minns, premier of New South Wales state, which is always fun to abbreviate because “NSW” looks like it might be something naughty.

Even billionaire shithead hedge fund jerk Bill Ackman took a brief break from being a shithead and donated $99,000 US to the fund before returning to his usual pastimes of trying to destroy Harvard and praising Elon Musk as a visionary. Ackman is also on the “Let’s not worship Hitler while we wreck America with Project 2025” side of the current rightwing civil war, so consider this paragraph his cookie to encourage further good behavior.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/nice-time-hero-of-australian-mass

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

1. In America, we give big checks to racist that yell the n word at kids

[markodochartaigh]

2. Even better since with Australia's health care system

the money won't simply go to pay for his hospital bill (unlikely that it would be enough to go for his rehab too, at least in the US). In the US such a check should be viewed as taking at least $325,000 off the top for hospital administration.

[Irish_Dem]

3. In the US a big chunk would go to healthcare costs and guards to protect him

from all the hate filled racists here.

He would not fare well.