Ladies, it's time to hand the country back to men

[Zorro]

It’s our last hurrah before masculine energy returns.

You may have heard that a new president will be inaugurated on Monday.

By Donald Trump’s side, reportedly, will be the billionaire Founding Fathers of our exciting oligarchy. This includes Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg, who has rebranded by cutting baby bangs and wearing chains last seen on a Zales truck. As part of this macho makeover, which includes a rejection of fact-checking and a green light for hate speech, the Meta overlord declared that businesses in America should return to a more “masculine” energy.

“I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuck told fellow noted Caucasian man Joe Rogan. “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, society has plenty of that, but I think corporate culture was really trying to get away from it. I think having a culture that celebrates the aggression a bit more has its own merits that are really positive.”

So true. Men have been ignored for too long. As the nation writes this next chapter, it is crucial to refocus our attention on them. After all, we have been allowed to have credit cards in our own names since, what, 1974? And women run a whole 10% of Fortune 500 companies. What are we even whining about?

https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2025/01/17/ladies-its-time-hand-country-back-men-column/

[sop]

1. Mark "Dead Eyes" Zuckerberg is a manly man.

"Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, has a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ). He was promoted to blue belt on July 22, 2023 by his coach, Dave Camarillo, a legendary BJJ black belt. Zuckerberg has been training in BJJ and MMA since the COVID-19 lockdown. Zuckerberg has competed in jiu-jitsu tournaments, winning a gold medal in the Nogi Master 1 White Belt Feather Weight Division and a silver medal in the Gi Master 2 White Belt Feather Weight Division."

[Walleye]

2. Toxic testosterone

I wish they would just haul their dicks out and measure them in public. Geeze

[Diamond_Dog]

5. OMG Walleye you made me spit my coffee out

[Ray Bruns]

6. I don't want to see that.

[MLAA]

8. Based on how loudly they protesteth, I doubt there is much to see!

[zorbasd]

26. Perhaps true for Eloon and Zuck, but we've all seen

Bezos' rocket shape.

[TBA]

11. I'll get my magnifying glass.

[Beck23]

13. This type of approach

Is what sent American jobs to China, and desires to bring in an army of H-1Bs to take American jobs.

[Walleye]

21. The best way to do something isn't always the most efficient way. In fact most the time it isn't.

I refuse to bow down to the god of efficiency. You don’t want to be efficient when you’re having sex or eating or drinking. Sure business should be carried out in a business-like way, but efficiency is not always best.

[surfered]

3. I envision a Goldfinger like scenario, where lady crop dusters spray female hormones across the Capitol

…and save our country from toxic masculinity.

[Walleye]

22. That is the kind of thinking outside of the box that I like

Of course, they already think we spike their food with hormones.

[Timeflyer]

4. Man it up, boys. Don't let those other big-talking bully bros make you feel small and weird. Throw women under the bus--

they're used to it, and it makes your inner primate hoot with pleasure.

And what happened to the cage match fight proposed between Zuck and Musk? Talk about masculine energy!

[Wonder Why]

7. Yeah. We've given you a week and you haven't solved anything. We get to try

for another 10, 000 years.

😁

[MiHale]

9. I'm having a real hard time to even come up with a sarcastic comment...

Don’t think this has ever happened to me.

[TBA]

10. Poor Poor Men... (sniff sniff)

White men have suffered enough! Women and minorities demanding equal rights is just too cruel!

[Beck23]

12. Going back in evolution

Humans evolved when they learned how to work together in groups. Even the Lone Ranger had Tonto.

[enigmania]

14. Yeah! Let 'em

pick the bones from the carcass of democracy. Bonus: they get to marginalize millions of people in the process. (bastards)

[BComplex]

15. Women need to stop feeding the monster in those men. And stop partnering in the manly men's daily lives.

But some women like it.

Evangelicals.

[Wicked Blue]

16. What we women need is an Amazon nation of our own nt

[SARose]

17. This longing for a fake 1957

is incomprehensible to me because I lived it.

My Mother never wore a dress, pearls, stockings (not panty hose) to clean house.

My Mother wore shorts in the house during the summer because we didn’t have AC in Texas. There was always a wrap around skirt on the back of the couch in case someone knocked on the door.

I think back to the backyard barbecues, holiday parties, birthday parties, etc. and now I understand why they drank.

More importantly, my Mother never worked outside the home after she told the bank she was pregnant with me.

If these fools want 1950s wives - by all means let’s accommodate them. Stay home. Let these MAGA husbands pay the bills on THEIR salary alone.

A day without a woman sounds good to me.👍

[travelingthrulife]

27. I swear all they really want is to be able to tell lewd jokes about women all day at work and go

to the bar ( called 'The Office', no doubt) after work.
Women really messed that up. Damn them!

[Submariner]

18. Women must be overjoyed that they

are going to be taken care of the next 4 years whether they like it or not!

[Hoosier_Progressiv]

19. I love sarcasm

... and satire. I just hope we survive this cluster fuck coming at us.

[dchill]

20. "Masculine energy."

"Being a dick." There's already a surfeit of masculine energy, as the 2024 election has shown.

[Joinfortmill]

23. This!

[Joinfortmill]

24. He's such a whiny weasel.

[prodigitalson]

25. Leon Musk, Jeff Bozos and Mark Knickerbocker as avatars of masculinity!

am I the only one who thinks that's as silly as it is misogynistic? even in the context of some antiquated idea of manliness, they aren't it! And they do not see it. Their words and actions betray a clear detachment from reality.

those are spell check recommendations on their names lol