Jeff Tiedrich - DNC day four: Kamala accepts and Fox News hangs up on a deranged Donny
last night, Kamala Harris accepted the Democratic Partys nomination to be the 47th President of the United States.
fuck, yeah shoot this shit straight into my veins.
my entire career, Ive only had one client: the people and so, on behalf of the people, on behalf of every American, regardless of party, race, gender, or the language a grandmother speaks, on behalf of my mother, and everyone who has ever set out on their own unlikely journey, on behalf of Americans like the people I grew up with people who work hard, chase their dreams, and look out for one another on behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be President of the United States of America.
while Kamala was speaking to America, somewhere inside a bedbug-infested golf motel, an endless series of diapers were being power-loaded. Captain Crazypants has fucking lost it, folks. Donny was rage-posting faster than Kamala was speaking.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dnc-day-four-kamala-accepts-and-fox