Panicking Trump Tries Yet Another Get-Out-of-Debate-Free Card

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Donald Trump’s campaign is hard at work manufacturing a reason for him to skip Thursday’s presidential debate, and his latest tactic is the most ridiculous one yet.

Trump and his former White House doctor Representative Ronny Jackson, who reportedly kept the former president’s administration “awash in speed,” have repeatedly suggested that President Joe Biden will take performance-enhancing drugs before the debate, as part of their crusade to undermine the event and give Trump a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Now they’ve elevated their own bonkers conspiracy theory even further: Trump posted a letter to Truth Social on Monday that Jackson supposedly sent to the White House demanding Biden submit to a drug test before the debate.

“I demand that you submit to a clinically validated drug test in order to reassure the American people that you are mentally fit to serve as President and not relying on performance enhancing drugs to help you with your debate performance,” Jackson wrote. The pill-pushing Texas Republican demanded that the results of the president’s drug test be made public.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/panicking-trump-tries-yet-another-134945473.html

[elleng]

1. Back at YOU:

'I demand that you submit to a clinically validated drug test in order to reassure the American people that you are mentally fit.'

[northern light]

2. Biden needs to send

a letter back to Dr. Feelgood telling him to pound sand. Include the results of the investigation of the White House pharmacy.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Some random nitwit thinks he can demand Biden do anything?

OK.

[Nikossitti]

4. Tell Ronny

And the orange idiot to fuck off

[RAB910]

5. Historical fact- most Nazis were high on speed

[Aristus]

6. Heck, most people in Nazi Germany, members of the party or not, were high on speed.

For a while in the late 30's, Pervitin, an amphetamine-based pharmaceutical, was available over the counter everywhere in Germany. Eventually, a prescription was required, so everyone who got addicted to the stuff during the OTC years flocked to their doctors for prescriptions. A lot of the fevered adoration Hitler got during his frenzied public speeches was due as much, if not more, to speed-crazed spectators as to cultish worship.

German soldiers invading France in 1940 were hopped to the eyeballs on Pervitin, and the tanker's variant, Panzerschokolat. Troops could go for days without sleep, but when the crash came, it was hard. And when the Army's supply of Pervitin ran low, soldiers wrote home begging their family members to send them some.

For decades, German soldiers and officers writing their memoirs of the war boasted that the Wehrmacht's relentless pace of marching, long periods of guard duty, and endless combat were made possible by discipline, training, and morale.

We finally know the truth: They were high as kites.

[RAB910]

7. A fellow history buff

[Aristus]

8. Definitely.