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Today's Tiedrich rant: the squirrels inside Donald Trump's head have eaten all the brain worms
Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-squirrels-inside-donald-trumps
the rabid squirrels that live inside Little Donny Fuckface’s head have really been trashing the joint lately. it’s a shithole mess up there in Donny’s cranium these days, what with all the loose dendrons and fraying synapses. it doesn’t help that the squirrels have been chewing on everything in sight. they’ve even gone after Trump’s beloved brain worms, gobbling up every last one of them.
Donny got let out of his cage on Saturday, and the attention-starved dipshit headed straight for a hate-rally in the Jersey Shore town of Wildwood. the squirrels were overjoyed to be finally outside of a courtroom, and they immediately started shrieking in four-part harmony.
holy shit, what? Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man? does Donny think Lecter is a real person? does Donald Trump think Silence of the Lambs is a documentary? and is anyone surprised that the brain-eating is Donny’s favorite part of the movie?
there was no context for this blurt. nothing that came before it led gracefully into this subject. some head-squirrel sunk its sharp little teeth into an exposed synapse, and this is the disassociated word salad that came tumbling out.
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Donny got let out of his cage on Saturday, and the attention-starved dipshit headed straight for a hate-rally in the Jersey Shore town of Wildwood. the squirrels were overjoyed to be finally outside of a courtroom, and they immediately started shrieking in four-part harmony.
“Silence of the Lamb. has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? the late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. he oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. remember the last scene? ‘excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ but Hannibal Lecter. congratulations. the late, great Hannibal Lecter...”
holy shit, what? Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man? does Donny think Lecter is a real person? does Donald Trump think Silence of the Lambs is a documentary? and is anyone surprised that the brain-eating is Donny’s favorite part of the movie?
there was no context for this blurt. nothing that came before it led gracefully into this subject. some head-squirrel sunk its sharp little teeth into an exposed synapse, and this is the disassociated word salad that came tumbling out.
Tiedrich is just warming up in this rant, my friends. What follows is another 5 or 6 hilarious clips of things Chump said at the Saturday rally. Squirrels, brain worms ... who cares? Chump has really lost his mind.
Please click on the OP link to read the rest of Tiedrich's rant on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."
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