BREAKING NEWS: JD Vance Departs To Switzerland For Iran Talks

[2naSalit]

Source: Forbes Breaking News

On Saturday, Vice President JD Vance departed the U.S. en route to Switzerland for talks with Iran.

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[nitpicked]

1. Link to AP

https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-israel-lebanon-hezbollah-june-20-2026-6e23fb5f37e23427dbfc2bc80c59bda8

[2naSalit]

9. Thanks!

[underpants]

2. They couldn't spare an AF1 type plane?

They sent him to sign the surrender AGAIN in that?

I’m sure it’s nice but….

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Is that the new AF2? Or is he flying in a loaner from one of his oligarch buddies?

[AverageOldGuy]

5. Maybe they had to pick him up . . .

. . . at the airport at Bugfuck WV -- after all, he IS a "hillbilly."

[littlemissmartypants]

6. I'm guessing that American gubmint planes aren't good enough for his social climbing ass anymore.

[Cheezoholic]

4. We're saved!!!!!!

[sheshe2]

7. You should have just left the title as:

BREAKING NEWS: JD Vance Departs

'Cause that would have made me very happy to know he was returning to his roots.

[drray23]

8. That plane can cross the atlantic ??

It does not look like a long range airliner.

[Bengus81]

18. It's a Gulfstream, looks like a 600 to me. They're intercontinental

Could land in London and refuel if needed.

[msongs]

10. in olden days he'd be offered as hostage in gesture of good will. nt

[Norrrm]

11. The scapegoat tour?

[Dulcinea]

12. Maybe they'll hold him hostage.

Naahh, we don't want him back.

[D00ver66]

13. I don't

Care. Do you?

[mahina]

14. Departs. Departs. Not "deports".

Oops. I was pretty happy for a minute there!

[C Moon]

15. I feel so much better. :/

[GenThePerservering]

16. Great - no one likes him.

[Wild blueberry]

17. You had me at departs

Don't come back JD CF.
No one wants you.