Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Poisoned by covert antifa vandals?

Tripped over one of the hundreds of listening devices on board Air Force One?

Slain by the spirits of fallen genocidal maniacs angry at being associated with him?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[PuraVidaDreamin]

1. inevitable Cabinet meeting nap from which no man wakes!

Love this line in Shower Cap"s latest. Thanks Ferret!

[hlthe2b]

2. Found out the hard way the world will not tolerate his "destroy everything" approach

Amusing as it might be when this guy does so...

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Went to the reflecting pool

The algae rose up and ate him

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) TOXIC RED TIDE

[malaise]

6. Never been anything bigger

😂😂

[malaise]

5. No but

Bibi is pissed

[SheltieLover]

7. No, but here's hoping today is our lucky day!

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Martin Eden]

13. That grave is missing something

Urine stains

[WestMichRad]

9. I'm rooting for Jewish space lasers to take him out in a flash of wonder.

Nothing else seems to be working.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Bludgeoned to ded by the same gnomes that vandalized the reflecting pool.

Today is gnome appreciation day.

[Martin Eden]

12. Men in Black finally got him, after they forced him out of his Edgar suit

He's the worst illegal alien in history, from an unknown part of the galaxy.

[niyad]

14. That would make sense.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. trump looks terrible