Map of the USA after losing WWIII

[highplainsdem]

STOP RUSHING ME, I'M *THINKING*

—New England

— Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) 2026-05-25T23:51:06.346Z

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Yay! I'm in the European Occupation Zone.

Sounds good to me.

[chouchou]

6. I was rather thinking the same !

Health care
Probably decent politicians
Not many MAGA's

[SCantiGOP]

24. And,

I’m sure that travel between the European and Canadian zones will just require driving through a border station.

[mr715]

2. I can't tell why but I'm offended by this.

I'm a bit of a NY separatist I guess.

[SocialDemocrat61]

29. NYC should be an independent city-state

The People's Republic of New York!

[ret5hd]

3. i bet my tacos taste even better then!

[Fiendish Thingy]

4. No need for WWIII

Unless enough courageous Democrats are elected in 2026 and 2028 who will kill the filibuster and expand the court, The economic aftermath of the Trump era will destroy the US without a shot being fired, in which case, that map will need to be redrawn with a sector occupied and governed by China.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Yay! I get to go to Canada! Free healthcare and Molson Golden!

Wait, I don't drink any more.

But the rest sounds good.

[sarisataka]

7. Yes but it will look like this

So no one will actually live in those areas.

[RockCreek]

8. IMO, Minnesota would be immediately annexed by Canada as well.

[Chipper Chat]

28. Vermont too.

[Chipper Chat]

30. Nevermind. I see it's in.

[Dan]

9. Why would Mexico want the south-eastern states up to that border?

and why would Europe want the South-eastern states on their southern border?

Really, my question is - why would anyone want the southern states?

[mcar]

10. I'm good with the Euro Zone

[Renew Deal]

12. Who is going to tell SC, AL, GA, and MS that they are Europeans?

[BonnieJW]

16. Who's going to tell the Europeans???

[3catwoman3]

13. I think my far northwestern suburb of the greater Chicago area is far...

..northwest enough to squeak into the Canadian occupation zone - fine with me.

And appropriate, seeing as it looks like I qualify as a lost Canadian under the new law.

[FakeNoose]

25. I agree that at least the northern third of Illinois deserves Canadian occupation

... the rest of Illinois, I'm not so sure.

I'm in Pennsylvania, and we'd be delighted to receive the Canadians. I'm hoping they would deport all the nasty MAGAs to somewhere else though. Maybe somewhere in South America?

[3catwoman3]

27. Altho they don't border each other, I understand the neologism Pennsytucky...

…for describing parts of Pennsylvania.

Illissippi might work for southern Illinois.

[slightlv]

14. I love Mexican food and culture,

so our occupation by Mexico should be fine by me. Beats the hell out of what we've got now, and Mexico is growing in progressive ideas and actions thanks to their new president. I'm impressed...!

[FakeNoose]

15. Pennsylvania is OK with the Canadian Occupation Zone

Just don't stick us with Ohio or West Virginia.

[Enter stage left]

17. We'd be moving to Washington or Oregon within 3 days.

We absolutely love Canada, and especially British Colombia!

And all of the Canadian people!

[Permanut]

18. Oregon here..

We were thinking about moving to Canada, but it looks like Canada will come to us instead.

[peppertree]

19. The Europeans will no doubt want New Orleans

And above all, that beautiful French Quarter of theirs.

[BidenRocks]

20. I'm already Cali-Mex!

I live in El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río Porciúncula.
So no change.

[Submariner]

21. Mar A Epsteinville could become an Air BnB owned and operated by Bad Bunny

if for nothing else Liberal revenge and retribution.

[Tree Lady]

22. Fine with me I would be in Canada

In my dreams....

[Wednesdays]

23. It would be an improvement.

But, would Canada and Mexico even WANT those areas in the center of the continent?

[Scrivener7]

26. I'm good with that.