Will Bunch FTW

[highplainsdem]

I put a couple of dishes in the dishwasher so my household chores are “95% done”

The remaining 5% of chores are putting up a new fence and planting a new garden and painting all of the upstairs bedrooms

— Will Bunch (@willbunch.bsky.social) 2026-05-25T13:44:22.789Z

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1. lol!

[dalton99a]

2. A great used car - frankly the best ever - it has everything except an engine

[republianmushroom]

3. The Iranians and trump seem to have a difference of opinion

about what they have agreed upon. trump lies a lot.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Don't forget Trump wants a personal big payday.

Cash, gold, land, oil.

[Dr. T]

6. And when Iran produces the goods,

hostilities will magically cease. 'Cept for one small problem. The Iranians don't play that game. I wonder what Plan B is. Oh, that's right, there is no Plan B.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Plan B is threatening bombing Iran. Again.

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[Katinfl]

12. That threat will probably come Tuesday or Wednesday.

[Dr. T]

14. Depends on stock market values.

If stocks are up, Donnie and his pals sell and then hours later, he announces more futile bombings that never happen. Stocks will drop as a result of that announcement and when the market bottoms out, the inside traders (or is it traitors?) buy. Lather, rinse, repeat next week.

[relogic]

5. That's exactly how high the felon's

math skill reaches. After all, don’t forget he promises that under his astute math skills your prescriptions will see a 500% reduction in costs. No one should trust any of his applied percentages anymore than el president’s true height or fantasies about genitalia endowment.

I too, have a load of chores waiting until the picnic tables are cleared for me by my sycophantic ants numbering in the thousands of billions. So how many trillion ants you blithering fool?

[KPN]

8. Lol. Abra-cadabra!

[BootinUp]

9. As pointed out 5% done, 95% not. nt

[Trueblue Texan]

10. That's exactly how my hubby feels about his chores!

If he unloads the dishwasher, he expects an academy award for performance!

[Figarosmom]

11. That is a good one!😅

[FakeNoose]

13. It will all be finished in two weeks

[BaronChocula]

15. So what was that 95%

Filling out names and dates on the agreement template?

[TheRickles]

16. I had to Google Frank Luntz to see who he is, because I thought his comment was meant to be satire.

Apparently he's serious here, and he has no sense of how ridiculous he sounds.

[BonnieJW]

18. Did Google mention

that Frank Luntz is a schmuck? A big one.

[Pompoy]

20. Yes he is

"Frank Ian Luntz is an American political and communications consultant and pollster. His work has included developing talking points and other messaging for Republican causes, assistance with messaging for Newt Gingrich's Contract with America, and public relations support for The Israel Project"

[Pompoy]

19. It is satire.

Per a commenter:
"The tweet is satirical. He's making fun of Scott Jennings"

[TheRickles]

21. Does that commenter say how s/he came to this conclusion?

If not, it's just another anonymous online opinion. Not knowing enough about Luntz or Jennings, I can't really decide who's correct here. Not a biggie, though, in the larger scheme of things.

[PJMcK]

17. It's the usual Trump BS (n/t)