Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned in cash taken from asshats who paid $500 for a phone that was never gonna happen?

Inhaled dried poop from the rodents infesting that ugly rats' nest atop his shriveled head?

Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire

[malaise]

2. Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day?

This

[Blue Owl]

3. Wandered off onto the tarmac and sucked into a Frontier Airlines jet engine

[malaise]

6. You win the thread

😂😂

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day

but wrote ‘To Marla’ by mistake. It didn’t end well.

[generalbetrayus]

12. Actually, wrote "To Malaria" by mistake.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. My sole qualification:

I don”t want him to die in his sleep.

I want him to know that he’s dying, preferably over hours.

[Grim Chieftain]

10. He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer

Dying in his sleep is too quick and easy.

[malaise]

7. No but

The polls/poles/columns holding up the ballroom are crashing
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221230188

[SheltieLover]

8. Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur!

[RainCaster]

9. Killed by the mothers of his pedophilia victims

Mothers bringing Justice.

[generalbetrayus]

11. Has lunch with vengeful Kristi Noem.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Wicked Blue]

14. The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic

and if he, T-rump, sh*ts in the woods.

T-rump's head begins to spin rapidly and falls off.

A fanged demon with orange hair emerges, hissing "I'm replacing Satan. And I'm going to be the greatest Satan of all time. I'm going to put up gold drapes in the flaming ballroom and paint the river Styx blue and ..."

"You're boring as Hell," says the Pope, flinging holy water and watching it vanish in a puff of steam.