Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Lethal bowel impaction from having Lindsay Graham's head up his ass?

Taken out by Cuba because they can see what's next on Trump's murderous agenda?

Heartbroken that he hasn't yet been able to murder even more Iranian schoolchildren?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Golfing at Mar A Lago

and accidentally run over by a golf cart.

[Blumancru]

2. Finds out that the missile proof curtains that he was behind when he watched the latest attack

were not really missile proof.

[SheltieLover]

3. Stroked out over the Clinton precedent resulting in impending subpoena re eps?

[hlthe2b]

4. "Joining the mass emigration/migration to Canada...My time as the national symbol is over.

Last one out, slam the door on ALL things MAGA!" sigh...

"Maybe one day sanity will return... Is he dead yet?"

[niyad]

15. Snifff. Will miss the eagle.

Although, if Franklin had gotten his way, the turkey would have been the national bird. And now it reminds me to go check on the Decorah eagles.

[jls4561]

5. Shattered like glass when a bus full of Washington National Opera sopranos fleeing to Maryland drove by the

White House and hit a sustained high note?

(Or was it Memorex)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=KeeuT3ciqpI&dp_isNewTab=1&dp_referrer=serp&dp_allowFirstVideo=1

[niyad]

11. Nice old memory there!

[Goonch]

6. ;-{).....

[jls4561]

7. Stroked out as a chatbot Claude, furious over firing, changed all Pentagon directives about Iranian war to

Operation Epstein Fury?

[surfered]

8. Bowel impaction from Lindsay Graham...Bwaha!

[Wicked Blue]

9. Smothered by collapsing blankets

in his Merde-a-Lago war room.

[Orrex]

19. Nice one

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

14. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

16. 8B share your dream

One day...

[Blue Owl]

13. It's gotta be something involving the bowels....

Just so spot-on for Captain Pantload….

[malaise]

17. No but

He’s getting a lot of innocent people killed

[Joinfortmill]

18. Where are the spooks when you need them?

[niyad]

21. A question I have been asking for years.

[generalbetrayus]

20. Taken out by Iranian sleeper cell at his next rally.

[twodogsbarking]

22. Sink hole swallows Merda loco and it immediately fills with orange water. Now it is called Lake Trump.

[CaptainTruth]

23. Military invasion accident?

[WestMichRad]

24. Air Farce One accidentally shot down by Kuwaitis

Oopsie!

[generalbetrayus]

27. Accidentally?

[Seinan Sensei]

25. Orange Blob SchitzenPants mistakenly identified as party balloon

By Customs and Border Protection
As he walked along a White House rooftop

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. No, not yet