The Borowitz Report-NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House

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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
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— eugene (@eugene290390.bsky.social) 2026-01-19T19:56:40.232Z

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a daring daytime mission on Monday, aircraft from the European members of NATO flew over the White House and sprayed its airspace with antipsychotic medication.

All NATO leaders signed off on the plan with the exception of the UK’s Keir Starmer, who proposed inviting Donald Trump to yet another state dinner.

Explaining the rationale behind the mission, Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, “We saw his letter to me as a cry for help.”

On the decision to deploy antipsychotic meds, Stoere added, “We were uniquely qualified to do this because our drug prices are far lower than in the U.S.”

Stressing that the NATO members did not take their decision lightly, the Norwegian PM said, “We had been hoping that Congress would intervene, but we were left with no other choice.”

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1. Try again, and up the dosage this time.

No sign of positive effects so far.