When Melania movie opens will Jeff Bezos Employees....

[IA8IT]

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[lapfog_1]

1. Everyone WILL enjoy this movie

Even if she personally has to go into the audience and jerk off every guy in the theater.

That's a lot of MJT

[Goonch]

2. ;-{)

[milestogo]

3. They will sit in the theater and masturbate

as long as they're getting paid.

[Oneironaut]

4. "Mandatory viewing"

“AI will be set up and will know if you look away or stop smiling”

[LessAspin]

5. Screening at the Tump-Kennedy Center

Waiting for my invitation to the Donald J Trump/John F Kennedy Center screening

MAGA are not rushing to buy 5 tickets to Melania. 🍿🤡

The costly documentary gamble about Melania Trump was set to premier at The Kennedy Center, and select AMC Theaters in NYC & Palm Beach, FL. But ticket sales have been so dismal, the premier might be cancelled.

— NANCY OSHEA 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌈👩‍⚖️ (@nancy-oshea.bsky.social) 2026-01-18T02:26:04.612Z

also, the film was directed by the disgraced Brett Ratner, accused of of sexual harassment or misconduct.

...there's a pattern here.

www.theguardian.com/film/2017/no...

— John Y (@john-y.bsky.social) 2026-01-17T13:56:54.061Z

[Johonny]

6. Saw the trailer during the playoff game

Who greenlit that? No one is going to see this movie. The previews look like it is the dullest crap ever filmed.