BREAKING: After "receiving" the Nobel Prize, Trump DEMANDS an award from Dancing With The Stars for his moron dance

[Miles Archer]

"It's the best dance. No one dances better. They want to see me dance because I won 2016, 2020 (which was stolen from me, everyone knows this) and 2024. They love me and know that i am their retribution, and I can dance better than anyone has ever danced, and so I demand that the producers of "Dancing With The Stars" present me with an award for the GREATEST DANCE MOVES OF ALL TIME, and have already instructed my FCC head Brendan Carr to CANCEL ABC's broadcast license if they REFUSE to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J Trump."

Yeah, I MADE IT UP...or DID I?

[dalton99a]

1. MIT ordered to give Trump a Nobel Prize in Physics won by its faculty or lose federal funding

[Omnipresent]

2. A win is a win in trumps eyes.

He doesn’t care if it’s a “pity prize” or not.
He’ll probably make up an elaborate story like, “Machado was so angry and fuming at the noble committee’s exclusive of me from receiving the award, that she said with tears in her eyes and a lump in her throat, she said, Sir I think it’s only fitting for you to have my peace prize, I really have done so little to deserve it”.

[doc03]

3. His family will be able to sell that Nobel Prize at auction for millions to some

collector. it's all about the grift.

[MustLoveBeagles]

4. I wouldn't put it past him

[Sneederbunk]

5. Will the fool hang it on the wall in the Oval?