Trump Get Regifted Nobel Peace Prize, Is This What Being Obama Feels Like?

[orangecrush]

From Wonkette -

"Donald Trump got a Nobel Peace Prize, and it is the saddest, most pathetic fucking thing that ever happened.

Obviously he did not win one, he was not awarded one. That’s even less likely now that he’s got his shitfaced Defense secretary murdering innocent men in dinghies in the Caribbean and kidnapping foreign leaders and he’s making cacophonous shit noises about invading Greenland, and of course it remains the case that he has never ended a single war in his entire sad life. (Know who ended wars? Joe Biden and Barack Obama.)

But Trump is big on claiming awards he didn’t earn or deserve, and it stands to reason, since he’s the most unworthy loser who ever got flushed down the failure toilet in God’s people factory and accidentally ended up shooting out of a vagina on Earth. That kinda guy ain’t never winning anything he didn’t steal or that an oligarch bought for him.

Anyway, he got a Nobel, but we mean “got” very loosely. It’s like if you go to a yard sale and there’s a box of free stuff and there’s a Nobel Peace Prize in there and you say “Is this really all free?” and they say “Oh yes, we don’t need any of that anymore,” so you take home a Nobel Peace Prize and a couple of dogeared Danielle Steel novels.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-get-regifted-nobel-peace-prize

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Trump is real live walking talking Impostor Syndrome

Fake it if you can't make it

[Jerry2144]

2. "His" Nobel Peace Prize

It might as well have come from a box of Cracker Jack at a baseball game. It's just as meaningless. Only a complete moron will think he deserved it or earned it. But watch {dumb} Fux News say he won it or use words telling their brain-damaged idtiots that he deserves it

[Dave Bowman]

3. He's a pathetic loser who got a shiny meaningless trinket.

[Hugin]

4. It's a sad day when my world's greatest hugs mug holds more symbolic value...

Than the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Norrrm]

5. Cadet Bone Spurs was gifted a Purple Heart, something he always wanted but was too cowardly to earn.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Second-hand Nobel.

[Blue Owl]

7. Notice how he has ZERO problem taking it from a woman

What a piece of shit.

[doc03]

8. he should demand a Super Bowl ring from Tom Brady, he would probably give him

at least one.

[Aristus]

9. I call fake!

Is there a Nobel Prize winner in the world who would be caught dead reading Danielle Steele novels?

[orangecrush]

10. ...

[Emile]

11. Type in loser, and a picture of Trump appears.

[Fil1957]

12. Hasn't anyone learned anything about Trump over the last few years? Does Machado actually think she'll get points with

Trump for doing this? He either won't give a shit, or he'll want something more...

[calimary]

13. Proving once again how small and sniveling and utterly PATHETIC he is.

It just makes me sad to see how many people still regard him as the closest thing they have to a god.

THIS pathetic wreck of a man is who they either choose to believe in, or feel compelled to follow for what-the-hell-ever reason or rationale they come up with, for explanation or justification.

[Gaugamela]

14. Nero and Caligula are laughing at us from the grave.

[RainCaster]

15. It's a Participation Trophy

Exactly what the GOP has talked about for years. Only this time, it's their moronic leader who gets the award.

[maveric]

16. Didn't he accept a Purple Heart medal from some moron?

Saying that he always wanted one of these. Low.

[Wicked Blue]

17. Some pundit called it a Babybel