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Trump has just arrived in Greenland! HUMOR (Original Post)
jmbar2
21 hrs ago
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Traildogbob
(12,599 posts)1. Hopefully
He only has a CONCEPT of a WAR plan and two weeks will turn into 9+ years.
jmbar2
(7,684 posts)2. Hopefully there's a hungry walrus just around the corner
Traildogbob
(12,599 posts)3. I magnet the heating oils the Inuits
Can extract from trumps blubber. Let em save the whales. Years of heating.
Deuxcents
(25,598 posts)4. 😆 Glad I clicked on because I needed a good laugh
rurallib
(64,569 posts)5. No golf clubs?
does he need to put a golf course up there so he can play while he destroys the world?
jmbar2
(7,684 posts)6. Emperors don't carry their own golf clubs silly.
That's what the lesser penguins are for.
rurallib
(64,569 posts)7. But of course. How pedestrian of me
Tasmanian Devil
(38 posts)8. He brought his own penguins!
Everyone knows penguins are not native to Greenland, someone must have hired them. I hope they got paid in advance.
chouchou
(2,832 posts)9. I'll have to be fair..It's an improvement.