Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found at the bottom of a deep crater after attempting SEAL Team 6 rope descent?

Fatally Inceptioned after wearing a tiny pin of Trump wearing a tiny pin of Trump wearing a tiny pin of Trump...

Murdered at point-blank range by an untrained, trigger-happy gestapo fuckhead?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Ordered McDonalds for breakfast

choked om a hash brown

[Coldwater]

2. No, but after weeks of binging on McDonald's Happy Meals

[WestMichRad]

10. You're cruel, getting my hopes up like that!

[SheltieLover]

3. Accidentally stabbed with couch fucker's eyeliner?

Attempted to rapple down from a helicopter like Seal Team 6? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220924498 )

[BlueKota]

4. Even the devil doesn't want him around!

[mopinko]

21. my dad liked to say

“god doesnt want me and the devil’s afraid of me. i’m gonna live forever.”

[BlueKota]

24. 🤣

[mopinko]

25. ftr, he died at 63.

it did take 10 yrs for untreated cancer to get him, tho.

[BlueKota]

27. I am sorry for your loss.

[mopinko]

28. it was a very, very long time ago.

53 yrs to b exact. but thank u.

[Godot51]

5. dumb drumpf

drumpf is a useless waste of precious resources.
he's not even any good at turning food into shit.

[jls4561]

6. Oil executives brought him a (gold plated) barrel of Venezuelan crude.

Hegseth, thinking it was hair grease, opened the barrel. It tipped over in the WH colonnade.

When Fat Donnie went out to inspect the colonnade as part of his second story plan, he encountered the black gold Slip ‘n’ Slide.

The fatal pratfall occurred when he turned to admire his own portrait.

Struggled in oily goo until he caught sight of President Obama.

Died thinking Barack still has better “numbers”.

Later that day, KKKaro-lying Leave-it categorically denied that broad grins had appeared on the portraits of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln.

[Jimi du Ranty]

7. Tripped over stuffed animals

that Vance has taken up with while cheating on his couch?

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. I'm ready now 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

14. The whole world is beyond ready right now!

[SheltieLover]

13. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Yawn...

Such a tiresome, destructive man baby.

[niyad]

15. Indeed it does. We cannot deal with much more of this shit.

[twodogsbarking]

9. The Dirty Dozen returns for one last Nazi. Merda lardo is blown to bits.

Lee Marvin
Ernest Borgnine
Charles Bronson
Jim Brown
John Cassavetes
Donald Sutherland
Richard Jaeckel
George Kennedy
Trini Lopez
Ralph Meeker
Robert Ryan
Telly Savalas
Clint Walker
Robert Webber

[LymphocyteLover]

12. I want him to try climbing one of the ropes from the helicopter so badly!

[mikelewis]

16. And then.... it's on to President Vance.

I'm not sure it matters if he lives or dies... the disease is to advanced.

[niyad]

18. We already have that. krasnov is merely the bright, shiny detraction.

maybelline couchhumper does not have krasnov's mindless cult following.

[mikelewis]

19. Are you kidding me... they would martyr trump and celebrate vance as the messiah...

If anyone kills trump... it will be vance.

You can see it in his weasely eyes... I don't want trump dead or impeached... it serves no purpose...

He needs to be ignored until his term runs out and then thrown in prison for child molesting.

America will survive this blight... we've survived worse.

Eventually, he's going to be so bogged down by the disasters he's creating he won't be able to do worse...

His own people are starting to turn on him... give it time... but president Vance is the worst possible outcome...

Be careful what you wish for... we are not over throwing our government... we don't need to... it will overthrow itself.

Look even Marjorie Taylor Greene is against them now... get it. White women MAGA women think he might be a child molester. He's shooting white women in the face on national tv. I'm sure if he were to die, Vance would turn that into a national celebration. He's power hungry and weak... a toad and a sell out... a person of no morals and has none of my respect.

J.D., I'll tell you the same thing to your face if you ever knock on my door.

Fuck that slimy little worm... and I hope trump lives a long long time... long enough to see the world that becomes in spite of him... not because of him.

[niyad]

20. krasnov is a fucking existential threat every single minute of his rotten

existence, and I am truly surprised that you seem to think otherwise.

[SheltieLover]

23. Cults do not transfer their allegiance

[surfered]

17. Trump asks God if he will go to Heaven.

God replies:

[hlthe2b]

22. "Well, we are prepared to go after all that are orange..."

"so we might have a hit or miss occasionally..."

[Wicked Blue]

26. Nobel Peace Prize fell out of a helicopter

and landed on his greasy noggin.

[GopherGal]

29. Jonathan Ross shot him in the face

for being "a bitch"