US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin (NewsThump)

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by Nathan Cowley
3 months ago



The US Treasury has unveiled a brand new commemorative $1 coin featuring best pals Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.

“The design came out great,” said US Treasurer Brandon Beach, showing off the silver coin featuring Trump and Epstein.

“Everyone knows America turns 250 in 2026, so we wanted to do something special to commemorate the big day. Originally we were just going to put President Trump on the coin, but I kept seeing that lovely photo of the two best pals everywhere and thought why not use that instead?

“Obviously we’ll have to replace the words ‘Fight, fight, fight’ from the original design. We’ve had a lot of emails from people in the UK suggesting we should put ‘Nonce, nonce, nonce’ on the coin. I’m not entirely familiar with British lingo, but I’m assuming nonce is another word for patriot. It certainly has a nice ring to it anyway
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a little more: https://newsthump.com/2025/10/06/us-treasury-unveils-brand-new-trump-epstein-1-coin/

[progressoid]

1. It's depressing that tousands of people would gladly support this.

perhaps hundreds of thousands.

[Celerity]

2. nonce is British slang for a sex crim, usually a paedo

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Thank you ! nt

[harumph]

3. Though satire, I like the idea.

If the proceeds went to climate change activism or other progressive cause, I could buy some - give them to republicans I know and
deduct the expense as a charitable contribution.