JD Vance is now known as Vladimir Futon

[Historic NY]

[SheltieLover]

1. Hahaha! Good one!

[wcmagumba]

2. "bring the soft cushions"

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. "Have you got all the stuffing at one end

in the shape of a vagina?"

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. I call him

Vancy pants

[calimary]

8. How 'bout Antsy pants?

Cuz he’s just almost desperate to get into the White House for a term (or two) of his own.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I recall that shadypants dated one of the Hyde sisters

‘Nauga’, I believe, was her name. Nauga Hyde. Yep.
He married the other one. Formalda.

[Blues Heron]

5. He just needs some sectional healing

Oldie but goodie

[Dem2theMax]

6. Ever have one of those days where you NEED one of these threads?

[calimary]

7. YES, dammit!!!

More, please!

[proud patriot]

9. Oh Yes

I will use it liberally

[Blue Owl]

10. I'm horrified by all the slat-shaming!

[Wednesdays]

12. K&R. nt