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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOK, this is funny.
This is the first entry, so I can't vouch for the rest.

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-memes-tweets-highfiveexpert/
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OK, this is funny. (Original Post)
boonecreek
Aug 2025
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rickyhall
(5,506 posts)1. Actually all vampires have a thing for numbers.
nuxvomica
(13,906 posts)4. Yes. You scatter numerous poppy seeds around their coffin
So when the sun goes down, they wake up and have to count all the seeds before daybreak or they die.
johnp3907
(4,225 posts)2. It's funny 'cause it's true!
LearnedHand
(5,249 posts)3. That is really funny
The Count was my favorite Sesame Street character.