Donald Trump Is Going To Die Soon (And He Is Probably Ignoring It)

[sheshe2]

Interesting read and information.

Long but worth a couple of minutes.

Dementia does that to you thistleandmoss.com/p/donald-tru...

— Wendy (@thistleandmoss.com) 2025-08-03T18:49:38.198Z

You know what keeps me up at night: What happens when the most powerful person, who also craps himself nightly might be falling apart physically, and we're all just watching it happen in real fucking time?

Listen, I'm not here to play political games or dance around some bullshit diplomatic language. When you lay out a constellation of symptoms like this – the wobbly gait, the mysterious bruising, the breathlessness, the cognitive scatter – you're looking at a medical picture that smells worse than a rotting fish left in the summer sun. And as someone who gives a shit about what happens when leaders can't lead, we need to talk about what these symptoms actually fucking mean.

The human body doesn't lie. And try as Donald ShitsThePants tries he can't spin it, can't tweet it the way out of reality, can't hire a press secretary to explain away the biological truth. When multiple systems start showing signs of distress simultaneously, when balance becomes compromised, when unexplained bruising appears, when cognitive function seems to fragment – that's not just "getting older." That's the body sending up flares, screaming that something fundamental is breaking down.

The Neurological Nightmare: Parkinson's Disease and Its Cruel Mathematics
Let's start with the fucking elephant in the room – Parkinson's disease. Yep, I fucking said it. PARKINSONS. This bastard of a condition doesn't just waltz in and announce itself; it creeps up like a predator in the night, stealing pieces of neurological function one synapse at a time. So lets run down the list.

Fred Trump Sr. (Donald's father): Diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.

Maryanne Trump Barry (Donald's late sister): Showed symptoms similar to dementia parkinsons before her death, though not formally diagnosed.

John Walter (Donald's cousin): Also had dementia and lateral parkinson’s like symptoms, but was never clearly diagnosed.

The bradykinesia – that's the medical term for slowed movement – fits like a glove with descriptions of dragging a leg "like a piece of wood." Parkinson's doesn't just make you move slower; it makes every movement feel like you're pushing through invisible molasses. The gait becomes shuffling, unsteady, and patients often develop what we call festination – a hurried, forward-leaning walk that looks like they're chasing their own center of gravity. We have seen this with Donald PissesHimself’s trips and falls.

Much More: https://thistleandmoss.com/p/donald-trump-is-going-to-die-soon

[Ocelot II]

1. Not soon enough.

How about tomorrow? Tomorrow would be good.

[sheshe2]

4. Did you read it?

A good read and it is spot on.

[Ocelot II]

12. I did, and it was interesting.

But all of those conditions are chronic and can linger for quite awhile. I was thinking more along the lines of lightning bolts, sinkholes, or alien abductions - more immediate events.

[orleans]

35. heart attack, a fatal fall, massive stroke... nt

[dflprincess]

40. I don't care how it happens

I just hope he drops on camera. That way we can all enjoy it, again & again.

[Ocelot II]

42. Oh, you're merciless!

Also, if he goes out on camera it will be harder for the conspiracy theorists to blame it on Biden/Clinton/Harris/the Deep State/the Pope/Stephen Colbert.

[mwmisses4289]

59. No it won't. the CT's will simply jump through

more hoops and pretzel twistings than an olympic gymnast, probaly starting with the cameras came from hillary and bidens days at the white house, and the camera people were paid by the deep state/george s/aliens to make it look like idgit dropped dead but like elvis, he's really living it up in location so secret only his closest people know where it is, and he will be getting ready to swoop in and arrest all the evil libruls.

[Ocelot II]

60. LOL, you're probably right.

Still, it will be nice to have the video to enjoy.

[mwmisses4289]

62. Is it wrong of me to agree with your statement?😈👹

[eppur_se_muova]

92. Wrong or right, at least you have lots of company. nt

[hlthe2b]

51. OMG... I LOL reading that...

I don't disagree, mind you, but wow, you are frank!...

[Hornedfrog2000]

68. If that shooting was real,

It would have been nice to see his head end up like a gallager watermelon on video. I would probably have it saved to show people when there is any celebration. Just boom the 2 second clip on his head splattering. Lots of laughs could have been had.

[Tetrachloride]

65. Maybe he needs dancing lessons

[eppur_se_muova]

91. Could we bring back choking on a pretzel ?

Bu**sh** survived it, I don't think Turnip would.

[Maru Kitteh]

108. I would like him to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Or his kids. I think either could get the job done.

[spooky3]

102. Agree. A relative with multiple conditions somewhat like his

Has defied them for years.

[hamsterjill]

49. You took the words right out of my mouth.

I always think it's bad when I say something like that. After all, it's not a good thing to wish someone dead. But in Trump's case, I use the old Star Trek moniker of "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few".

The damage he has caused, is causing, and will cause needs to be stopped.

[electric_blue68]

78. I totally get that! I don't think i've ever constantly wished someone's demise like him....

And since i have conscious I do feel a twinge of guilt.
But he's done so much damage, and will continue to do so! Including deaths from covid screw ups, withholding food and, and medicine by gutting USAID etc.

Though recently I've directed ill will towards Miller, too. What a hideous man. Paying more attention to him? Idk.

Just awfulness, after awfulness.

[OrangeJoe]

69. Not as good as yesterday, but I'll take it.

[Trueblue1968]

87. I wish it had happened 40 years ago !!!!! Well I can have a fantasy cant I ???

[jls4561]

2. Not soon enough for some.

I bet Melanin is already planning her outfit.

[Ars Longa]

7. She has the outfit all picked out-- it's all

ready to go!!

[dflprincess]

41. No doubt watching videos of Jackie. nt

[jls4561]

75. Considering the way Jackie's Rose Garden was treated, I doubt she'll style herself that way.

Most of her outfits seem to be from House of Stasi, unless it’s her casual wear, which looks like it came from the 1978 Fingerhut catalog, couch cover section.

[Demovictory9]

3. I want him around to take blame for destroying usa

[odins folly]

16. Not me..

At this point the sooner this shitgibbon fucks off this mortal plane the better. People wring their hands about what comes next, but I swear anything is better than him. And that party has not shown that anyone has his, so fuck eyeliner boy and anyone else who thinks they can step in and fill his wee shoes and drag the imbeciles along is sorely mistaken…

I want the United States of America BACK GODDAMN IT!!!!!

Thanks for reading my rant…

[BidenRocks]

37. I don't see any fealty for JD.

He will be a puppet president like Shrub.

I only hope for a mass culling of the inept, unqualified and just plain stupid!

[InstantGratification]

44. No anything is not better than him. JD Vance is worse

Vance is just as ruthlessly vile as Trump, but he is in better cognitive and physical health. He will be able to fool the fools far longer, he just has more time left on the biological clock. He is not well liked right now but I fear what the propaganda machine can do on his behalf.

Consider this: Vance is an associate of Peter Thiel. Thiel was part of a big push to get Vance the VP nod. Vance is fully onboard with Thiel's vision for America, IE, the oligarchs run it all and we serve them christofacist style.

Their strategy for Trump is to get him past the halfway point of his term so that when they push Vance to the top, it doesn't count as Vance's first term. If they get Trump a day past his halfway point, then they get 2 years of Vance. With a stolen election or two getting Vance almost 10 years in office. Think of the election rigging they could manage in that time!

We really need to defeat this now. We have a limited number of chances to beat this back and each successive one has a lower chance of succeeding. If they get Vance in office to succeed Trump and get him 2 full terms after that, they win.

Let's please defeat this before it gets to the point of Frodo not throwing the ring into the volcano, but Gollum biting the ring off of Frodo's hand then accidentally falling into the volcano before we win. Can we please not cut it that close?

[Bayard]

80. My concern with Vance

I don't think anybody actually likes Vance. But if the Orange Glob finally bites it, Vance could ride that outpouring of MAGAt love and grief right into the Oval like you say. Problem is he's a lot smarter than trump, and probably not as easily swayed by flattery and ring-kissing.

I totally agree that we need to immediately stock multiple weapons in our arsenal. War is coming.

[mackdaddy]

81. I agree JD is worse. But, he is no cult leader.

Trump is a dirtbag, but he has a charisma that totally enthralls about a third of the population. (I just want to puke listening to him..)

But once Trump is gone, I don't see anyone who can take over the MAGA Cult base. We still have billionaires who have bought the government, but I doubt a Vance administration will be able to get away with as much crap as Trump.

I am looking forward to an update of the Munchkin song and the dancing in the streets.

[localroger]

100. I see Trump/Vance as a replay of Reagan/Bush

There is no doubt Bush was smarter; by many accounts he was the real brains behind the Reagan administration, and Reagan was taken out both by term limits and Alzheimer's. Everyone obviously expected GWB to step into Reagan's shoes. He didn't come across as a disagreeable man, after all. But he just didn't have the spark. Couldn't pull it off. Gulf War notwithstanding he didn't do half the stupid shit Reagan did, but nobody cut him a millimeter of slack. I think Vance will have the same problem, only worse. Nobody likes him much, not even Trump (Reagan at least seemed to like and respect Bush). People will see right through him and even his own people won't be behind him. He'll do and get away with some shit; obviously GWB got his war and Vance will be President, but he won't get the inexplicable blank check TACO has gotten just for existing.

[LT Barclay]

70. I've been watching some of the Marvel series, Daredevil and Hawkeye, and Kingpin is the villian behind the smaller

villians.
So what will be interesting is, is Trump the "Kingpin" or just another puppet for the real psychopath? And then, is it someone behind the curtain or hidden in plain sight, like Miller?

[multigraincracker]

5. He is about to take a tumble.

Won’t be able to hide the damage either.
After that there is no more hiding it.

Most likely, sooner rather than later.

[surfered]

6. Don't tease me

[sheshe2]

9. The article is well worth the read.

[surfered]

19. I was talking about the time it takes for him to die. The sooner, the better

[sheshe2]

20. I agree, the sooner the better.

[Greg_In_SF]

8. Define

"soon".

[Fiendish Thingy]

11. Now we're diagnosing Parkinson's from one clip of him stumbling up stairs?

Oh brother.

[haydukelives]

71. just like Hillary

Remember, Hillary had Parkinson's. Nobody is talking about Biden hiding prostate cancer from us.

[tinrobot]

13. Parkinson's, heart failure, preipheral artery disease, diabetes.

Sounds about right.

Perhaps he'll have a stroke.

[republianmushroom]

14. Let it be soon, don't care how or why, just let it be.

[oasis]

15. Kick

the bucket

[KentuckyWoman]

17. He could be a drooling twitch

and the GOP will refuse to 25th Amendment him out of office. His medical state doesn't really much matter. The force behind him continues even if the groundhogs start delivering his mail. All these internet medical experts can get their clicks... grab the ad income... I don't mind... but I can't take it seriously.

Yes it will be a relief for about 5 minutes when one of them is gone, but there are 70+ Million more of them making a mess of everything.

[usonian]

18. The Vance-Musk-Thiel troika are ready to step in and control the world, Bond Villain style (which they resemble)

Drax, anyone?



Eddie Munster?



Mission Accomplished.



The Bitcoin Coup:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220508380

Please read.

My copy and paste fingers need a rest. THANKS!

[Initech]

67. If Iraq can topple Saddam, we can topple the tech bros!

[Oopsie Daisy]

21. Lord Jesus please.

[sheshe2]

43. Amen, sister.

[Xolodno]

22. They'll do a Woodrow Wilson or Weekend at Bernies...

...before they admit to anything. People in the background are probably already planning for it.

[tinrobot]

38. If that camera hog wasn't in front of one for more than a week...

...people would get very suspicious.

This isn't 1919/20. Can't hide from the cameras anymore.

[ITAL]

88. Wilson wasn't a vegetable

I know that seems to be the consensus nowadays, and he was diminished after his stroke, but he was still at least with it enough not to compromise with the Republicans in the Senate to get the Treaty of Versailles ratified (even with Edith begging him to) when he probably should have. If Wilson's inner circle had its way, he would have agreed to Lodge's amendments. He also had a few other key decisions his last 18 months in office and even thought about running for a 3rd term (his closest advisors were trying to figure out how to tell him no - Wilson eventually came to terms with that on his own).

Wilson definitely had the starch taken out of him by the stroke, but he wasn't a Weekend at Bernie's type thing.

[LAS14]

23. I don't see that he's any nuttier than he ever was. He's always been crazy. nt

[buzzycrumbhunger]

28. Agreed with the crazy part...

… but every other negative personality trait and mental shortcoming has increased dramatically—and no one seems to care.

[sheshe2]

50. I agree with you, Buzzy.

He is getting worse, rapidly worse.

[LAS14]

94. I think what's increased is his access to power.

He knows better how to flout the constitution, and he has a totally cowed congress.

[IzzaNuDay]

24. Worst case: A "Weekend at Bernie's" presidency

Or maybe we’re living it right now!

[Cha]

25. Aye yi Yi.. what a positive eye catching Title..

Oh that it would be So

That's a Lot.. Skimming some but I got to the ..

The Bottom Fucking Line

Mahalo, she~ :

[sheshe2]

31. So many pieces of the puzzle there, Cha.

They sure fit together well. I wonder how long they will be able to hold him together.

Tick Tock.

[Cha]

34. That's a good way to put it.. ".. so many Pieces of the puzzle.."..

That the Future of our Lives Depend on..

This is all so Surreal.. every last bit of it.

[Orrex]

26. And until that magnificent day, I'll see you tomorrow.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

27. I'm not sure about Parkinson's

… but he definitely as frontotemporal dementia. If he starts to lose his ability to speak at all, stares into space, and drools uncontrollably, then I’ll believe it. (Had an elderly customer for several years with definite Parkinson’s, and his wife basically nudged him around the store as he shuffled, focused on nothing that I could tell, and drooled the whole time. I felt badly for his wife because she obviously couldn’t even escape for an afternoon to shop and have any kind of respite from the need to watch over him 24/7.)

The real question is what the real powers that be behind the scenes are planning to do when he takes his last nosedive. I don’t really think Couchfucker is their planned replacement. Perhaps they think they will have dismantled this government completely by that time.

And yes—the sooner he keels over for good, the better. Gods, I’m so sick of doomscrolling every day because of this arsehole.

[NNadir]

29. This will make Orrex (and the rest of us) pretty happy. n/t.

[unblock]

30. It's a slow killer. He can be seriously ill and still survive the rest of his term.

[lastlib]

32. STOP teasing us.

Call us when he's dead.

[LeftInTX]

33. They kept Wilson hidden until the end of his term!

He was incapacitated from a stroke.

[OMGWTF]

36. I will celebrate with Christmas lights, toasting with something bubbly, and dancing in the street!!

[Iris]

39. He'll just write an EO to stop it

[ImNotGod]

45. Promises, promises. nt

[onenote]

46. Headline says 'soon' -- story gives no timeline.

So thanks for the clickbait headline.

[MrWowWow]

47. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

.

Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

.

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

.

He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

.

He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

.

And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.

.

-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[DFW]

48. Miller wouldn't hand over power to Vance without a struggle

Remember El Cid.

It wouldn't surprise me to hear that he was "temporarily hospitalized (Republicanese for "embalmed in the morgue" )" to ensure a complete recovery from his acute hangnail, for which specialists from all over the world had been called in to ensure the best treatment possible.

[Beartracks]

52. ... and Republicans will say he was raptured. n/t

[kimbutgar]

53. Please please make it happen ASAP!

And expose his evil doings when he dies.

[MrWowWow]

54. Vultures Will Scavenge Their Own

Vultures will scavenge the body of a dead vulture, especially if food is scarce. While many vultures rely on their keen sense of smell or sight to locate carrion from other species, they are opportunistic and will not usually pass up a readily available food source—including one of their own species.

Cannibalism among vultures has been documented, though it's relatively uncommon and typically occurs under extreme conditions, such as starvation or overcompetition. Some factors that make vulture carcasses less desirable include:

Tough, dry skin (especially if desiccated)

Potential presence of disease

Lower fat content compared to mammalian prey


Still, if the body is fresh and other food sources are lacking, vultures—especially species like black vultures—have been observed feeding on conspecifics.

[Warpy]

55. With the kind of care he can afford, he's probably got another 15 years

but there is no way they'll all be spent in office.

The schmuck is in early dementia right now. He's got a long road ahead of him.

[rickyhall]

56. Can't wait. Although I'd rather see him in jail first, but you take what you get.

[JustAnotherGen]

57. One

No fear based thoughts from me.

Vance has a problem - his wife. And those racists aren't going to be able to stand it. Think.like a magat. He'll never have the fealty from the cult.

Clearing that up - just to see the magapubs cry -I want it to happen. And then laugh and skip about . . . with joy. And laugh some more. My husband has a bunch of noise makers from a New Years party stashed in the front closet.

I'm not better than them. I'm worse. Far worse.

[sheshe2]

98. Great point, you are correct.

...and I appreciate what your reaction entails.

[Jspur]

58. I doubt he's going to pass away during his second

term. There are just some people who are blessed with bodies that can withstand living a toxic lifestyle. Unfortunately I think Trump is blessed in that regard. The way he lives he should have passed away a long time ago but he's still here.

[ananda]

61. My bridge partner's wife died from Parkinson's dementia.

She had all those symtoms and was totally delusional
the last couple of years.

I can see Trump having that.

[Initech]

66. My brother's wife's mother had it.

It is an incredibly fucked up way to go. Seeing it first hand gave me a new perspective on it.

[LearnedHand]

63. I suspect the inner circle knows full well

And they don’t give a shit. They have it just like they want it: A strong frontman, dying or not, and the reins firmly in hand on the back end. The denials are gaslighting, not disbelief.

[Initech]

64. I've got my champagne on ice!

[Marie Marie]

72. To all who replied to this post with delight, humor, snark or sarcasm, you will all burn in Hell.

And I will be right beside you for laughing my ass off at your comments. Still, it will have been worth it. See you there..

[ProudMNDemocrat]

73. This describes my husband, perfectly.

I read this now and think of all that happened to him in his final months. THIS is what killed him. I am deeply saddened, yet relieved that his suffering is over.

That it is happening to POTUS as we speak. This will not bode well for him in the coming months. The man is dying given his lifestyle, diet, keeping up with the MACHO image.

[electric_blue68]

74. Ah, geeeebzzz DON'T Tease Us! I'll go read...

maybe eta
I skimmed...can't take too much medical decline description stuff.
But I get what they 're saying.

Not soon enough, yeah, though.
Look, I'd be happy he's somehow out of office yesterday, and heading to prison.
If he dies...very soon? Well.you bet, I'll be joining the celebration!!!

We'll see. Sigh.

[betsuni]

76. I thought the title said that if he died he will probably ignore it.

He looks terrible, maybe he is dead already.

[sheshe2]

79. From your lips to the Goddesses ears!

[Keepthesoulalive]

77. Oh please

Don’t get my hopes up. I will be up every night at 12 looking for Santa Clause and his reindeer bringing me joy and ending my pain.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

82. Again, what is the fucking holdup?!

[sheshe2]

84. You are PO'ed! You never swear!!!!

[Blue Owl]

83. Die, motherfucker.... DIE!!!

[Cha]

85. Hi she...

I just saw you REC my post with the Link to your OP.

Mahalo!

[sheshe2]

86. Ty my dear.

Love , hugs and aloha, Cha.

I am hitting the pillow, sweet dreams.

[Cha]

89. You must be really Slumbering

by now... I saw your post earlier but all of a sudden we had MIRT business.

Sweet Dreams to you, she.. and Aloha with a Mahalo

[sheshe2]

95. Well that was a late night flurry in MIRT!

Good morning ☀️ to you when you awake.

[Cha]

96. Yes, you got it.. it was a Flurry!

Good Afternoon!

[Hugin]

90. Festination...

Yup, the word is Trump in a nutshell.

[eppur_se_muova]

93. I'm hoping for a survivable stroke/coma so he can be legally removed from office, then revived to face sentencing in NY.

Wouldn't matter what VD or anyone else does if that happens; his goose would be cooked.

Too elaborate a fantasy to work out IRL, though.

It does make me worry that GOPers could follow the Woodrow Wilson/Weekend at Bernie's/Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead playbook. When the WH starts giving remote-only press "availabilities" you should just assume he's been replaced by an AI chatbot.

[lame54]

97. Define soon

[lpbk2713]

99. I'd like to piss on him before he checks out.

Trump has caused so much death and misery that is the least he deserves.

[localroger]

101. Don't worry then, he's doing that for you himself /nt

[kerry-is-my-prez]

103. You don't die from it until you stop eating, I believe.

Both of my parents had it and they lived with it for years. He will start wandering and get lost before that. He definitely has the speech defects already but it’s not noticed by the idiots who support him.

[Torchlight]

104. The morning I wake up and read this, I'll be unsurprised. Nothing else, really

I'm guessing there are a ton who dismiss his obvious health "slowdowns" for the sake of performative skepticism, but "I have a good eye uncle, I can see a church by daylight."

May not be today, tomorrow or even next month, but his end is fated, and I suspect fate will have some ironic closing lines for his stage exit

[dobleremolque]

105. Note to self: See how much it costs to get a street dance permit from the city. n/t

[MLWR]

106. The word "soon" has lost its meaning.

[Sam I Yam]

107. Stalin

He needed seven years after Lenin's 1924 death to obtain a firm grip on power. Does anyone here actually believe that Trump has 7 years of physical health and mental acuity to repeat Stalin's maneuvers?

[themaguffin]

109. Whatever. Until he does, he's here destroying the country. These claims mean nothing until that changes.

[malaise]

110. Great read

Rec

[Emile]

111. It's his patriotic duty to hurry up and die.