Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal Liberation Day tariff blockage?

Chokes on a TACO?

Suffered "massive unscheduled disassembly" while standing up from his gold toilet?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. More details emerge about the TACO incident

Around noon time, the President choked on a Taco, eschewing his usual Big Mac because everyone on Wall Street was talking about a taco.

No staff member attempted the Heimlich Maneuver as none of them had arms long enough to get around the rotund President.

Attorney General Pam Bondi pledged to prosecute the taco to the fullest extent of the law.

[sop]

5. Hey, it could happen...W choked on a pretzel, passed out, fell and hit his head.

[Joinfortmill]

7. Rofl

[SheltieLover]

9. Hahaha!

[malaise]

2. No

but the Courts just killed his tariffs😀

[MiHale]

3. Pardoned the Governor Whitmer kidnappers...

and they started singing..”Moving on up to the East side”.

[sop]

4. "What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger." - Game of Thrones

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, it still breathes

[SheltieLover]

8. Fugly orange blob 4 ft above his lower ass exploded over US Trade Court blocking all tariffs?

Stroked out over pope's live show at Rate Field on parade day?

Shat himself to death over Tate bros UK indictment, fearing they will squeal?

Tossed catsup bottle through wall at muerte lard-o & got sucked out into the Bermuda Triangle when he learned of yesterday's court decision?

Have you seen the wordle spoiler for today?

[WestMichRad]

10. In an effort to prove his courage, King Taco...

… insists on joining the maiden flight of Qatari Bribe Force One, which subsequently experiences a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

And the masses rejoiced.

May Niyad very soon have occasion to uncork her bubbly!

[niyad]

13. Thank you. May it indeed be soon.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Choked on his taco bowl

When told what the acronym TACO meant.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[CaptainTruth]

14. Today's meme...

[TNNurse]

15. I enjoy these every day

but these are particularly good. Nicely done.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Obliterated by the rockets red glare and bombs bursting in air at his birthday party.

Who in the flying fuck throws themself a birthday party. Only Genghis Don.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

17. Run over by a dozen tanks at his birthday parade.

Would it be possible to organize a boycott of the parade itself and any MSM that carries it?

[Gordcanuck]

20. Upcoming, as the psrade

tank steering mechanisms were supplied by the lowest bidder.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

32. That was Alan Shepard's thought as he was sitting in his capsule waiting for blast-off.

His official quote for posterity was:

You have to be there not for the fame and glory and recognition and being a page in a history book; you have to be there because you believe your talent and ability can be applied effectively to operation of the spacecraft.

The words he is best known for are:

"I realized I was sitting on a machine with a million parts all built by the lowest bidder."'

[hlthe2b]

18. ...my sentiments exactly:

[Warpy]

19. Alzheimer's got him wandering around at 3 AM

down in the basement where housekeeping is . He got his foot stuck in an empty mop bucket and fell face down into a full one and drowned.

[Gimpyknee]

21. Sophmoric

[C_U_L8R]

22. Even his chicken bones got bone spurs

He simply clucked off and died

[malaise]

23. Bwaaaaah

Nicely played😂😂

[ShazzieB]

31. Oh, that's a good one!

Now that we know what a big chicken he is, I may just start telling him to cluck off or go cluck himself, instead of using the other word that starts with F!

[Wicked Blue]

24. Hidden Scotch Bonnet peppers in his TACO

cause fatal stroke

[republianmushroom]

25. Lord you don't seem to be doing your part here..

Don't care how, just getter done.

[Ocelot II]

26. We're stuck with him until God can rustle up some more locusts, frogs, gnats, flies, hail and boils.

[republianmushroom]

27. Hope it is not that long.

[Deuxcents]

28. He's a plague. We need a Moses as it seems only Democrats are mortal

[Blue Owl]

29. For whom the Taco Bell tolls.....

[Orrex]

30. That's excellent