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Miles Archer

(19,440 posts)
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:21 AM May 10

Well, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, woke libs. My dream of SENATOR MADGE THE WONDER PONY has been SHATTERED.

I was thrilled beyond words at the prospect of sweet, charming, super-bright and articulate Congresswoman Madge the Wonder Pony becoming OUR next U.S. Senator. How delightful it would have been to see her unique and always tantalizing brand of ANTI-WOKE PERFORMANCE ART take the place of actual Senate legislation. And NOW, well...I'm just too upset to talk about it any further.

I'm still holding out for PRESIDENT MADGE THE WONDER PONY. She could SHATTER the GLASS CEILING with one mighty kick of her back hooves!

"In her announcement that she’s not running for senate MTG delivers some thinly veiled blows to many Republicans both in Washington and back home in Georgia," wrote New York Times congressional correspondent Robert Jimison.

"Long winded way of saying she’s scared to run against Jon Ossoff," wrote political commentary account Blue Georgia.

"Incompetent dunce @mtgreenee claims that she'd definitely win the #GASen primary & general if she ran, but doesn't want to run because the Senate is stupid," wrote former Massachusetts state representative candidate Mathew Helman. "I'm not even exaggerating or oversimplifying. She knows she'd lose to Jon @ossoff. Otherwise, she'd run."

"In short, you could run but you know you’d lose and you’re trying to cover it up by saying the Senate sucks," wrote Georgia Young Dems treasurer and state representative candidate Zae Brewer. "Yet just weeks ago you were flattered by the idea of running for Senate? A complete joke and an EMBARRASSMENT to our state of Georgia."

https://www.rawstory.com/mtg-senate-2671926456/
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Well, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, woke libs. My dream of SENATOR MADGE THE WONDER PONY has been SHATTERED. (Original Post) Miles Archer May 10 OP
It is a true pioneer The Madcap May 10 #1
MTG (R - Slither) from Under That Rock, GA rubbersole May 10 #2
She would make a great pony orangecrush May 10 #3
Or a great pack mule. ananda May 10 #7
Actually, I think she'd make drmeow May 10 #10
The lack of proper training orangecrush May 10 #11
And she's too old drmeow May 10 #12
True orangecrush May 10 #13
Not me - drmeow May 10 #15
Bingo! orangecrush May 10 #16
The Senate would REALLY suck with MTG in it. Martin Eden May 10 #4
Basically she saw the polls and sludge out polled her nt Javaman May 10 #5
I couldn't figure out who you meant. It's now clear - Marge, the talking Ass. erronis May 10 #6
this mtg ? orleans May 10 #8
Perfect example of "sour grapes." nt Wednesdays May 10 #9
This is an insult to ponies. flvegan May 10 #14
A well written, creative post EndlessWire May 10 #17

drmeow

(5,604 posts)
10. Actually, I think she'd make
Sat May 10, 2025, 04:42 PM
May 10

a horrible pony. She'd bite all the time, wouldn't let anyone ride her, and be a total asshole to all the horses! I'd say she'd make a great wolverine, shrew, or wild boar except that might be insulting the intelligence of those animals. I'm also not sure she gets credit for being a mammal in which case she'd make an outstanding bull shark (although, again, potentially an insult to shark's intelligence).

drmeow

(5,604 posts)
15. Not me -
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:37 PM
May 10

sounds too much like playing chess with a pigeon "the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway."

Unless ... can we use "enhanced education?" That might make it fun - especially if we get to retrain Steven Miller at the same time!

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