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Orrex

(65,239 posts)
Fri May 9, 2025, 06:53 AM May 9

Is he dead yet?

Slipped and fell on red carpet at Met Gala?

Fatally stripped his gears while back-pedaling on the economy?

Died while undergoing quack treatments pushed by Dr. Casey Means?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 9 OP
Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth? SheltieLover May 9 #1
Turpentine and hamberders overdose? Dave Bowman May 9 #2
Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD dutch777 May 9 #3
Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity no_hypocrisy May 9 #4
Lady Justice beheads Donald Trump after hearing he appointed Jeanine Pirro US Attorney surfered May 9 #5
Bazinga! SheltieLover May 9 #7
I thank you 🙏 surfered May 9 #8
I live for the day the sword of Justice falls on the ruzkie assets. SheltieLover May 9 #9
Bwaaah malaise May 9 #30
Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro C_U_L8R May 9 #6
Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability? Brainfodder May 9 #10
omg My laffs of the early morning. TY Orrex & posters! electric_blue68 May 9 #11
The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is malaise May 9 #13
As much as I enjoy posting this thread... Orrex May 9 #15
And so say malaise May 9 #16
Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass! calimary May 9 #20
The entire world will celebrate when slobby croaks! SheltieLover May 9 #27
Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed! electric_blue68 May 9 #23
... SheltieLover May 9 #26
No bu tKimmel had a blast re Pope Pompous XVIII, Archbishop malaise May 9 #12
Swallowed whole by MTG. twodogsbarking May 9 #14
I wish. KPN May 9 #17
No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough. sop May 9 #18
You're assuming that there's a brain in there? leftieNanner May 9 #28
The day is still young Botany May 9 #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 9 #21
He accidently took an IQ test....The professors buried him..thought he was dead. chouchou May 9 #22
Over-active bladder from pissing on everyone finally went septic? 58Sunliner May 9 #24
Hope Springs Eternal... hlthe2b May 9 #25
Damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom May 9 #29

SheltieLover

(68,604 posts)
1. Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth?
Fri May 9, 2025, 06:54 AM
May 9

Mistaken for a wapo journalist & "welcomed" by price bonesaw?



dutch777

(4,526 posts)
3. Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:01 AM
May 9

"Fell" out of a window at Trump Tower. Melania saw it happen from "across' the room.

no_hypocrisy

(51,691 posts)
4. Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:04 AM
May 9

and he is just yesterday's news.

C_U_L8R

(47,374 posts)
6. Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:07 AM
May 9

Someone lit a match and the ignited fumes almost took out the whole west wing.
Roasted fuckface l'orange.

Brainfodder

(7,334 posts)
10. Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability?
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:22 AM
May 9

Finally succumbs to the pain from all the eye daggers aimed at him wherever he goes?

The boil between his ears pops like The Boys?

malaise

(284,555 posts)
13. The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is
Fri May 9, 2025, 07:59 AM
May 9

the one announcing that he croaked😀

calimary

(86,464 posts)
20. Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass!
Fri May 9, 2025, 09:30 AM
May 9

Btw, I’ve come to LOVE these “Is he dead yet?” threads! They keep me smiling, and optimistic, every day!

electric_blue68

(21,549 posts)
23. Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed!
Fri May 9, 2025, 09:42 AM
May 9

Bc I stay up excessively late; I sleep in. I wonder when that day comes, I won't mind being woken up by the raucous cheering of my neighbors!

sop

(14,428 posts)
18. No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough.
Fri May 9, 2025, 09:14 AM
May 9

niyad

(123,916 posts)
21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri May 9, 2025, 09:34 AM
May 9

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

republianmushroom

(20,020 posts)
29. Damn, just another day closer.
Fri May 9, 2025, 11:22 AM
May 9

But, we are getting there slowly, by we are getting there. I tell myself this every day.

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