I know the perfect vehicles for Trump's parade

[jmowreader]

Most Army divisions, if not ALL Army divisions, have Opposing Forces Detachments. These range from two or three people expert in enemy weapons that give classes on them, to company-size units of infantry trained to fight the way the enemy does that serve as the Designated Bad Guy in field exercises.

Most of them have at least a few Soviet-made vehicles. The BTR-60 wheeled personnel carrier we had in the 101st had been "modified" by swapping the Russian engines and transmissions - it has two - for Chevy engines and automatic transmissions we got out of a junkyard. Much more reliable and you can get parts.

Since Trump is planning a Soviet May Day-style parade (just a month and a half later than the communists did theirs) it only makes sense to bring the right kinds of vehicles to it.

[synni]

1. I think tricycles would better reflect his maturity level

[Duncanpup]

2. Send the Op4 units from fort Irwin

[sheshe2]

3. A fleet of these:

or…

[flvegan]

4. Then it should just be Lada Rivas as far as the eye can see. lol

Sorry, that's terribly funny to me.

[AdamGG]

5. Maybe 6,600 soldiers can march by with these

to help with their bone spurs...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/365171640536?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=365171640536&targetid=2374474188208&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9023906&poi=&campaignid=21772435673&mkgroupid=172165932430&rlsatarget=pla-2374474188208&abcId=10047345&merchantid=425244603&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21772435673&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2tHABhCiARIsANZzDWrnzs6kpCnNFaX1pHQlqHZFBsTwF8i4QU7XTzT3pD986zkfHzKjCqcaAus-EALw_wcB

(Where is the link in here to upload photos? I can never find it.)

[calimary]

6. A fleet of hearses might work.

[stage left]

7. Teslas

With any luck, they'd burst into flames.

[aggiesal]

8. I thought a clown car would suit Mierda47 ...

[markodochartaigh]

9. How about a

battalion of flaming dumpsters.

[tanyev]

10. Just look for the Cybertrucks.