Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Immolated after being sprinkled with holy water in his front row seat?

Accidentally pushed into Francis' open grave?

Taken out by any of several hundred world leaders with a legitimate grievance, and easy to spot in a tacky blue suit?

[surfered]

1. Trump became enraged at being seated in the third row in St Peter's Square.

Thinking the funeral was inside the Basilica, he entered the church and, in what some are calling an Act of God, the roof caved in.

[SheltieLover]

2. Caught in a cat fight between fleaon & bessant?

Fatal complications from measles?

Ridiculed to death for appearing publicly with poor malaria double.

Hope springs eternal...

[North Shore Chicago]

3. Not yet, the devil

keeps spitting him out. Even the deep bowels of hell doesn't want him.

[LymphocyteLover]

11. plus the devil still has use for him here on earth

[C_U_L8R]

4. Archangel Michael swooped down into Vatican Square

And carried the irascible tangerine tumor far away, never to be seen again.
It's said he was dropped into a bottomless pit to fall for all eternity.
Making the world rejoice again.

[NewHendoLib]

5. Poisoned by Papal Pesto

[SheltieLover]

6. Accidentally thought to be Mussolini & given like treatment.

This resulted in an immediate boon to tourism as so many wanted to join the celebration.

I just couldn't resist.

[malaise]

8. If only

😀

[SheltieLover]

13. I can't think of a more deserving person, can you?

Well, Miller, Fleaon, pootin... equally as deserving.

[malaise]

7. No

but he was dead wrong if he thought that they wouldn’t throw words like “border walls and the treatment of migrants“ at him in St Peter’s Sq this morning.

[Conjuay]

9. Insisting he gets to fly

Air Force One for "Just a little bit."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Asking for a friend

I love this hat

Link to tweet

[twodogsbarking]

12. Michael Myers. Chopped up like a stinky onion.

[Swede]

14. Strokes out while trying to order a Big Mac and Diet Coke at an Italian McDonalds'

[justhanginon]

15. Swiss Guard tripped and fell and accidently lanced Trump into a shish kebob.

[multigraincracker]

16. I don't want him dead.

I want him to live a long miserable life of being ignored and laughed at.
That would be his hell.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream. I would love to be able to celebrate on my birthday this week. Come on Universe, an early birthday present, pretty please? with whipped cream and sprinkles?

[Gordcanuck]

18. Not until he

has deported all thev2-year olds he can round up. The child is a U.S. citizen.
Wake u;p,or your kid is next.
Attend the Trumpy rally next Tuesday in Macomb Michigan and see what you can do.

[hlthe2b]

19. Haunted by his daydreams while sleeping through Pope Francis' funeral...

...

[58Sunliner]

20. He fell out of a window from the 4th floor of the Basilica?

I'm only surprised he isn't declaring himself the next pope. He will declare the voting fraudulent and that he was cheated, of course.

[JustAnotherGen]

21. No

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, just another day closer.

More thoughts and prays.

[Gordcanuck]

23. Not until he

has deported all thev2-year olds he can round up. The child is a U.S. citizen.
Wake u;p,or your kid is next.
Attend the Trumpy rally next Tuesday in Macomb Michigan and see what you can do.

[Wicked Blue]

24. Arrested and disappeared by the Fashion Police