Mississippi politician files 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

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Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’

By WLBT Staff
Jan. 22, 2025

JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) - A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

https://www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/mississippi-politician-files-contraception-begins-erection-act/

[yourout]

1. It's either really good satire or he is one crazy ass...

Fundy.

[LeftInTX]

5. He filed it, but it's pretty much satire legislation.

Another Democrat from Mississippi filed a bill "Rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America" during the Bush years.

[LudwigPastorius]

2. "...the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator."

So, it's 'three wanks and you're spanked'?

[Bluethroughu]

3. They want babies.

They don't want to feed, clothe, or house the babies but they want babies.

[Basso8vb]

4. Here comes the "Jerkstoppo" to enforce it!

[LudwigPastorius]

6. Mississippi Trump supporters would find other ways to get off.

After all, they've been inside more farm animals than Purina.

[Mountainguy]

8. It never said it had to be a human embryo!

[LudwigPastorius]

9. The Island of Dr. Bubba Moreau?

*shudder*

[MagickMuffin]

7. The article doesn't mention party affiliation, Sen Blackmon is a Democrat

And I agree that every sperm is sacred!

Men get a pass on this subject but they are also responsible for pregnancies. Plus they currently are very involved in women’s reproductive health.

[RussellCattle]

10. So this would include heterosexual coitus AFTER the dude had a vascectomy? Asking for a friend in Mississippi.

[SomewhereInTheMiddle]

11. Unless you are praying for a miracle each time? n/t

[RussellCattle]

13. I'll tell my friend in Mississippi that you have found a loophole. Bubba will be pleased.

[SomewhereInTheMiddle]

14. I've watched Matlock at least once. I think in Mississippi that gives me a law degree. N/t

[Skittles]

12. total snark