Coming out of retirement, dammit.

[madamesilverspurs]

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[magicarpet]

1. I gut one of thems for my high blood pressure....

[Skittles]

2. correct

Trump finds a way to disgrace America EVERY FUCKING DAY

[2naSalit]

7. The fucker...

Lives for that.

[yorkster]

3. Saw your title and for a second thought, "Oh no, Henry Kissinger!"

Of course, still dead, much like Hayneraleeseemo Franco.

Was actually relieved it wasn't a person coming back from Trump term one.

[paleotn]

6. That's right! He is dead. Thank God!

Was pretty sure he was gone but had to check just in case. For a while there, we thought Kissinger might be immortal. Too wicked to die. Scary thought. Nope, broke 100 and checked out permanently. We're all the better for it. It's up to the younger generation to royally fuck things up now.

Juxtapose with Jimmy Carter, who also broke a 100, but left the place a bit less warm and cheerful when he left. Miss that man. Always will.

[Mike 03]

4. It's an inversion of a classic American storyline...

Talented, brilliant detective comes out of retirement to solve a murder nobody else can solve.

Now we have a dipshit incompetent jackass coming out of retirement to finish destroying the country he couldn't quite destroy the first time, with the help of an all-star cast of Silicon Valley celebrities. With a budget that could bankrupt a nation.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. America has embarrassed itself

by electing him twice.

[Evolve Dammit]

8. No question about that.