Trump WIMPS OUT, moves inauguration INDOORS -- too cold for the Tenderfoot-In-Chief !

[eppur_se_muova]

Last edited Fri Jan 17, 2025, 10:05 PM - Edit history (1)

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

If you can't take the cold, crawl back to Mar-a-Lardo and hide in the bathroom/SCIF.

How will all the macho he-men on Xitter react when they hear their Manly Leader is a "weather wuss" ? Hell, this is GREAT weather for football, and the guy can't even give a speech ?!?

Certainly a desperate shortage of "Masculine Energy" there ! He's not half the man William Henry Harrison was -- he gave the longest inaugural speech on record ! A really, really big-league speech ! MUCH longer than Trump's ! And in the rain ! Trump looks like an even bigger wuss when he can't outdo a guy who's been dead for more than 80 years !

Be sure to share w/all your friends on Xitter/Truth


ETA: Rachel, guesting on Alex Wagner's hour, made the same point ! Not very reflective of the "Masculine Energy" the GQP supposedly is trying to project !

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So, the rich Harvard kid could take the cold, but the "reality" star couldn't ? What a snowflake -- well, a flake, anyway.

[Attilatheblond]

1. Also afraid of photo evidence of very few people on the mall to cheer for his felonious ass

[Scrivener7]

2. And that "wind in his hair" look.

[chicoescuela]

3. this is exactly what he is afraid of. He doesn't want that combover mess flopping around in the wind.

I am disappointed

[Attilatheblond]

4. Then there is the likelihood that his lovely(s) bride was gonna charge him bundles of cash to appear outside.

[Hugin]

10. He's already got that covered.

He’s using the photos of the largest gathering of humans in history from last week. Nobody watching Fox will notice.

[riversedge]

22. People crowded into smaller spaces will make it look packed. So this move suits Trump very well.

[allegorical oracle]

37. And there's a greater chance in that packed room that he could become ill. Thought he

was a self-described "germ-a-phobe". Someone needs to encourage him to inhale deeply to stay warm.

[FalloutShelter]

27. THIS!

[Vogon_Glory]

6. Yup, it looks like the specter of Old Tippecanoe and his tenure is haunting

Donald John.

What next? The ghost of Tecumseh in the Presidential bedroom? Stay tuned.

[electric_blue68]

7. Bawk-baw! 🧊🧊🧊🧊 🐔 😄

I probably wouldn't go if it was outside, and Harris as much as I might have wanted to. But, then again....

I, didn't boast about "manliness"! 😄

[Hugin]

8. It's hard to look like a manly man in sub-zero temperatures with a cold loaded diaper and frozen lifts.

Even with tears in your eyes.

[33taw]

38. I thought you said "frozen tits". and I am still laughing.

[Hugin]

42. That too. The flags are the only things to be at full staff around the Capitol on Monday.

[Henry203]

9. Can we cut the power to the arena?

[Walleye]

11. I was just laughing thinking of him trying to get into long underwear

[SeattleVet]

31. Long...and WIDE... underwear!

[Oneear]

12. Cover the Ice for the January 24 Hockey Play

GOP did not want to wear a Tyvek Suit to Keep the Wind from hitting Raw Skin. Then, they should wear the Style and Fashion Clothes they wish to be seen in. Great Hockey Weather. What will the Concession Stand be selling?

[Blue_Tires]

41. Whut? 😐

[mercuryblues]

13. He, afraid of frostbitten

Mushrooms and hands.

[struggle4progress]

21. He's afraid of the even-smaller-than-before mall crowd photos

[yardwork]

14. What a wimp.

[VGNonly]

15. Is he afraid his hair may freeze?

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[UTUSN]

16. K&R

[Hugin]

17. What do you call a frozen mushroom?

Asking for a friend.

[CentralMass]

18. Mailordias implants could freeze.

[Kingofalldems]

19. This is what he is TERRIFIED about:

[liberalla]

34. Be still my heart! What a manly-man! Ooo... I'm going to swoon!!!

Smelling salts please!
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Seriously, these crack me up! Thank you!

[struggle4progress]

20. Will he bring his gang of window-smashing thugs?

[SineQuaNon001]

23. A Blessing in Disguise?

Kinda thinking along the lines of "If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside."

It would be terrible to deny a more comfortable environment to our outgoing President, his family, and other former Presidents, their spouses, and attendees. If any of them suffered adverse effects from the inhospitable outdoor conditions, it would be awful! Better safe than sorry.

[TheProle]

24. Reagan's was 7 degrees in his 2nd term

[LisaM]

25. He's the Steve Spurrier of the GOP!

(Spurrier was recently whining that CFP games at northern sites should be played in domes. I always knew the SEC would wimp out if they had to come to any northern sites after October and boy was that correct).

[PurgedVoter]

26. I'm surprised he didn't just fix the weather with a magic marker

All he would have to do is make a few Black Magic marks on a weather map, but no...

[beaglelover]

28. What a pussie!

[Mr. Evil]

29. "Weather wuss."

I'm so stealing that!

[PortTack]

30. I was sincerely hoping for a post inaugural case of pneumonia. But crowded in, maybe he'll get the NORO virus

One can hope!

Plus they won’t have near the crowd inside…good. And possibly no parade…great!

[surfered]

32. Weenie! Doesn't he realize Greenland is colder?

[SeattleVet]

33. Looks like Canada sent tRump a weather gift.

On the bright side, it looks like they are also moving the inauguration parade to the sports stadium. I guess they'll probably wind up having to run their tRump garbage truck around the track a few times.

This could be almost as embarrassing as his last parade with the empty viewing stands.

Priceless!

[Wiz Imp]

35. Arena, not stadium. No track in the arena.

[Uncle Joe]

39. It's probably his Vietnam War combat bunion wound acting up from the cold weather, either that

or a side effect from his Agent Orange exposure.


Thanks for the thread eppur_se_muova

[Blue_Tires]

40. Let's get to what this is really all about...

By all projections there was going to be a low turnout even if the weather was good and Donnie didn't want the embarrassment broadcast on global TV...

I guarantee you that if the projections were for record breaking turnout, Donnie would have everyone outside even in a blizzard