Checked for the only headline I want to see

[Marthe48]

It'll be there one of these days and we will rejoice.

[bucolic_frolic]

1. That's almost as good as a secret handshake. /nt

[Marthe48]

2. Except for this

I avoid ill will.

Ok, other things, too.

[MisterG]

3. It's what I say to MissusG -

"Just tell me when ..."

[Dem4life1234]

4. Been hoping for a long time

[Ferryboat]

5. Can't hold my bladder that long

[Jk23]

6. Shades of November 29, 2023.... I mean it took long enough.

I agree, but I have been checking for this new one for years as well. I hope Carter is able to read the same headline and have a sensible chuckle.