When Trump is president he's gonna force Canada to turn on its giant faucet.

[Swede]

And that will end all the droughts down there.
If you want to turn on Canada's giant faucet, you'll have to pry it from our cold (really really cold) dead hands.

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[SoFlaBro]

1. Stupid crusty orange motherfucker doesn't know a fuck thing about anything.

[CrispyQ]

2. I thought this was Borowitz.

It's disgusting that the media isn't covering this.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Is Canada allowed to use its giant faucet on its own droughts?

[ms liberty]

4. OMG. This is a must see. It's hilarious, but it's disturbing to see such ignorance in an actual POTUS candidate

[duncang]

5. I guess he would

Install giant golf course irrigation systems in the mountains.

[pat_k]

6. "our cold (really really cold) dead hands"

[hlthe2b]

7. It is beyond funny now.. but frightening how willfully ignorant and mentally compromised he is.

[Wiz Imp]

8. Oh My God!!! How has this not gotten any attention?

That may be the most absolutely insane thing he has ever said - and we all know how many insane things he says on a daily basis. I mean, I would imagine if mental health professionals heard a person say that in their presence, they would move to have that person committed to a psychiatric facility in like 2 seconds.

[Disaffected]

9. B. S. C. ier than ever.

"Giant faucet"??? Sounds like he doesn't know western Canada needs all the water it has.

[MustBeTheBooz]

10. I hear Kohler makes some nice faucets...

And, really big ones, too!