So I caused some right-wing religious heads to explode

[TlalocW]

They were talking about how God had sent his angels to protect Trump again, and I said, "Even more amazing is the hedge of protection God has put around Biden and Kamala. No one has gotten even close to doing them harm because he has blessed the. With His divine protection. Can I get an Amen?"

Got a few half-hearted Amens because they probably thought it would look bad to not say it.

[sheshe2]

1. Yeah, I will.

I am not a religious person but I sure will give you an Amen to protect them and Gov. Walz as well.

[Xolodno]

3. I've made evangelical heads explode many times.

Man, do they hate it, but can't refute me. Primarily because, I haven't just read the book they profess once, but many times. I've put speeches together with only a minute notice...and I'm not exaggerating.

Nor does it stop there, the Pseudepigrapha, Apocrypha (Old and New), Nag Hamadi, Dead Sea Scrolls, etc. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for them, almost...never do.

[Sky Jewels]

4. And yet "God"!caused or allowed the Holocaust

and wars and famines and slavery and diseases and on and on. God is a monstrously cruel, murderous asshole. I’m glad “he” (hah!) doesn’t actually exist.

[Funtatlaguy]

9. Hasa Diga Eebowai

https://genius.com/Original-broadway-cast-of-the-book-of-mormon-hasa-diga-eebowai-lyrics

[Sky Jewels]

13. That's a great show!

[B.See]

5. Making right wing heads explode

used to be a favourite pastime of mine, until it got boring as all hell. Realized it was like wasting a lot of time talking to a fkng ROCK.

[aggiesal]

6. Amen means I agree ...

So here's a big fat

[PortTack]

7. Kudos to you! If their sky god was real...there would be protection for all the children the gqp has murdered!

[kingvitamin]

8. Did they leave these verses out of the Trump Bible?

"The one who sows injustice will reap disaster, and the rod of his fury will be destroyed."

"For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind."

"Don’t be deceived: God is not mocked. For whatever a man sows he will also reap,"

[HeartsCanHope]

10. Brilliant! You are my hero today!

So glad you're on our side. Take care.

[TommieMommy]

11. Good one 👍💙

[samnsara]

12. this was god saying 'three strikes and you're out, buddy'

[Skittles]

14. why doesn't gawd give a fuck about chronic school shootings