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Maru Kitteh

(28,720 posts)
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:22 PM Sunday

He can't even go golfing at his own house now.

That miserable sob, who was too lazy to even go 'campaign' today, is now stuck looking out the windows of that mouldy mausoleum at a golf course he owns but can't play on. I know this was on a different course of his, but it seems likely that all of his courses will be closed down for a massive security review. - and that would force him to find other amusements for a while but beyond that - how PARANOID is this guy going to be now? He's going to end up going full Howard Hughes. He's going to see a gunman behind every berm, lurking at the crest of every dune. He was a jittery mess after his ear got scratched in Butler, PA. I don't think that's going to improve much!

A man of few real interests, he's about to have his most famous amusement and coping skill removed or seriously curtailed. He's going to blow a gasket.

You know who can go golfing RIGHT NOW if they really feel like it? Taylor Swift. She can.






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He can't even go golfing at his own house now. (Original Post) Maru Kitteh Sunday OP
I think this incident will cause further mental deterioration. madaboutharry Sunday #1
I like it. People can tweet or whatever shots from the course ArkansasDemocrat1 Sunday #2
Perv-a-Lago doesn't have a golf course. The golf course is a different nearby property. RockRaven Sunday #3
Oh. I assumed Mara-Guano had golf, but yeah, still holds. Maru Kitteh Sunday #6
I am okay with that. sheshe2 Monday #13
The course is on the other side of I-95... rubbersole Monday #12
I made the same mistake until I saw the golf course on Google maps. joshcryer Monday #18
Some people recommend going WITH THE PARANOIA and not appearing ever again in public! Brainfodder Sunday #4
He can go ANYWHERE. This attempt to hijack the campaign is a fail. live love laugh Sunday #5
That's the real story...but m$m wants it to be real. PortTack Monday #11
The orange messiah can no longer golf at his course without Jack Valentino Sunday #7
No golf is probably the closest thing to punishment newdeal2 Sunday #8
Stuck at home? Sort of like in jail? ecstatic Monday #9
Republicans created this nightmare world we are living in. Initech Monday #10
He was not a Mar a lago! He was a few miles away. LeftInTX Monday #14
Yeah I did say in the post I realize he wasn't at Mara-guano. Maru Kitteh Monday #15
True! LeftInTX Monday #17
There's thick brush surrounding it but yeah there's a chain link fence on the other side of the brush. joshcryer Monday #19
He will be golfing tomorrow. as soon as the money from his fundraising starts rolling in. Autumn Monday #16
I'm beginning to think his only historical legacy will be Torchlight Monday #20

madaboutharry

(41,039 posts)
1. I think this incident will cause further mental deterioration.
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:29 PM
Sunday

He is very fragile. He has no resilience and poor coping skills.

What is important not to lose sight of is the easy access to weapons in this country. We need to ask ourselves how much more of this reckless lack of gun control we are willing to tolerate.

RockRaven

(15,906 posts)
3. Perv-a-Lago doesn't have a golf course. The golf course is a different nearby property.
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:32 PM
Sunday

Doesn't really impact your point; just FYI.

Maru Kitteh

(28,720 posts)
6. Oh. I assumed Mara-Guano had golf, but yeah, still holds.
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:43 PM
Sunday

He won't be able to do it for a while, he won't be able to do it as easily, and he won't be able to relax when he does finally do it again.

The glass is going to crack.

joshcryer

(62,329 posts)
18. I made the same mistake until I saw the golf course on Google maps.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 11:21 AM
Monday

On street view they actually blur out the fence to it because... well it's obvious why. But it's just far enough from TFGs house that they would need a motorcade to get there. So anyone questioning how this guy planned and did it, well, it's kinda easy. Yeah, TFG can't golf anymore. Not without literally building a wall around his own golf course.

Brainfodder

(7,119 posts)
4. Some people recommend going WITH THE PARANOIA and not appearing ever again in public!
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:34 PM
Sunday

A yugely strong rec!

Why take chances, it is only your last days of freedumb!

Make Asshole Go Away!

PortTack

(33,978 posts)
11. That's the real story...but m$m wants it to be real.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 01:15 AM
Monday

The SS didn’t let some random guy that close…that’s utter nonsense.

Looks like this is having the exact opposite effect. Ppl are sick and f..king tired of this.

Jack Valentino

(436 posts)
7. The orange messiah can no longer golf at his course without
Sun Sep 15, 2024, 11:50 PM
Sunday

looking over his shoulder?? what a pity

That does not displease me. I am happy about that, and the fact that the Secret Service tackled him to the ground.
I would like to hear that he has been tackled to the ground by the SS many more times before this campaign is over---

so long as he survives to be voted away by the American people!

Now every time he golfs, he will have to think about that.

Maybe he should think about all the stupid shit that comes out of his mouth,
that would tend to make people want to shoot at him!!!


(and the Mexicans and Haitians have not even been heard from yet,
not to mention dogs and cats....)

Initech

(101,106 posts)
10. Republicans created this nightmare world we are living in.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 12:22 AM
Monday

They get to reap the consequences of it along with the rest of us.

LeftInTX

(29,018 posts)
14. He was not a Mar a lago! He was a few miles away.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 03:54 AM
Monday

At a golf course that he owns, next to the jail, library, post office, credit union, school district office and an elementary school.

Sounded by unsecure chain link fence.

Maru Kitteh

(28,720 posts)
15. Yeah I did say in the post I realize he wasn't at Mara-guano.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 10:47 AM
Monday

This is still going to impact his golf. He'll be restricted at first by security, then by his own head.

joshcryer

(62,329 posts)
19. There's thick brush surrounding it but yeah there's a chain link fence on the other side of the brush.
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 11:22 AM
Monday

You'd think he would have "built a wall" around it to be honest.

Torchlight

(4,118 posts)
20. I'm beginning to think his only historical legacy will be
Mon Sep 16, 2024, 11:25 AM
Monday

'the president who made assassination attempts against a Pres. as popular as school shootings.'



(For Statler & Waldorf: no moral or ethical judgements have been made, rendered, injured, hurt, or relocated by this observation)

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