Q: Where was Malenoma during the shooting?

[lindysalsagal]

Ever notice that she goes missing every time someone takes a shot at him?

Ok. Ok. I'm not serious. I'm not accusing her. as the asshat says: "I was just joking around."

[lindysalsagal]

1. The joke is: "I keep missing my ex

but my aim is getting better. "

[LeftInTX]

2. I've never seen her play golf

[Liberal In Texas]

3. I heard she lives in New York.

And her husband is running around with a new crazy mistress. The very definition of estranged.

[elleng]

4. ?Home' in Slovakia???

[Bavorskoami]

12. She's from Slovenia.

Slovakia has enough trouble now having to put up with its Orbán wannabe Prime Minister Fico. Don't saddle them with her also.

[elleng]

14. AHA! My mistake!

[Kaleva]

5. There's a skit on YouTube where Ivanka accused her of being behind it

[dflprincess]

6. Odd that Loomer posted she was rushing to him

but nothing but silence from Melania.

Well, maybe not so odd.

[tavernier]

9. Seriously, don't.

Mrs. Trump is all in for the Mr. as you will see in her upcoming book. The boy has also been trained. The perks if he wins are mind boggling for her, and not horrible if he loses. She has paid her dues.

[Silent Type]

7. They definitely need to investigate her whereabouts, money movement, emails, phone calls, etc. Honestly, I've taken

today's potentially serious incident quite seriously, but this is a funny thought and you never know.

[DinahMoeHum]

8. I really don't care about her, do U??

She knew what she was getting into when she married the louse.

[Think. Again.]

10. She was photographed...

...in a dimly lit tea shop in Soho, holding hands across the table with kimberly guilfoil.

[edbermac]

11. Yeah, ever noticed when Superman is around...

…Clark Kent is nowhere to be seen.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

15. "PARKER!" Get in here.

"See this Kent guy? Get me some shots for the evening edition!"

"J. Jonah, he's DC, not Marvel. Different universe. That's the boring, unfunny one."

"I don't care if he's from the Gold Key universe. Get me some pictures or you're fired."

[Wounded Bear]

13. Have you ever tried playing golf in 6 inch heels?

Not easy.