There's a rumor about Trump and Loomer

[Clash City Rocker]

Hey, that rhymes! Anyhow, not saying it’s true, but….

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[Irish_Dem]

1. All of Trump's women have the same bad plastic surgery.

Including the kidney enhancements.

[GainesT1958]

4. That one, IRISHDEM...

...was priceless!!🤣🤣

[Botany]

2. I wonder if Melania is bothered by this?

Do I need to add this?

[Trueblue1968]

33. Malaria likes it .... They have three somes .........

[Sky Jewels]

3. Forget ipecac...

This is the best vomit-inducer around.

[gordianot]

8. Would not go as far as throw up but is worthy of a gag.

Retching is more effort I would give TSF.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Ewwwww! He's 47 years older than her!

Melania watch out! You're being replaced by a darker-haired plastic Barbie Doll younger than Ivanka, and barely older than Tiffany.

[Clash City Rocker]

32. Artificial looking racist Barbie?

I can see Will Ferrell saying “that did not sell well.”

[birdographer]

6. He's a 78-year old long-time Adderall addict

How much bumping can they do? She probably just pees on pictures of Biden for him...

[PCIntern]

14. Not gonna be able to get that

Out of my brain. Where’s the bleach?

[Botany]

22. That is what I was thinking. Not unless he mechanical or chemical help.

Although, I don’t think Donny would have her pee on pictures but give him golden showers.

I wonder when he flees will she go with him?

[Takket]

7. Imagine being so sick in the head like Loomer that you would...

I can’t even finish that sentence.

Another of the long line of people that know the more insane shit you spew, the farther you’ll go on right wing circles. Wasn’t that long ago this lunatic was chaining herself to Twitters front door.

[H2O Man]

9. Please!

I think it is terrible that people -- even DUers -- are making jokes about if the felon is riding the balony pony with Laura Loomer. First of all, we know that he was being treated even before becoming president for a shrinking penis. His miniature mushroom had begun to dissolve decades ago, during the bankrupcy era. This is all documented. Yet people laugh.

It is true that before going on stage in PA back in July, his handlers found him to be depressed. He had wet his pants, and was blaming toilets for needing two flushes. Thus, when his trousers were fully removed, they had Laura Loomer enter the room, believing she might give him a lift in spirits. She pretended to be Ivanka, saying, "Daddy, remember when we used to play Romper Room?

Yet Laura Loomer in the Romper Room failed to arouse the former president. She began performing oral on the miniature mushroom. It got stuck between her teeth, and detached when she lifted her head. At first, she thought it was dental floss. But it wasn't.

The felon was quickly re-dressed, and hurried on stage. Then shot (though not his wad). Luckily, Laura Loomer hurried to the Butler Memorial hospital. There, as reported by every media sourse, microscopic surgeons were able to remove the penis from Laura Loomer's teeth, and reattach to the felon's ear. If you look closely at pictures of his ear. It's there.

[Arne]

28. "riding the balony pony with Laura"

This should be on Wheel of Fortunes big board.

I'll take an F Vanna.

[H2O Man]

29. I agree.

I also think it should be tatooed on JD Vance's forehead.

[leftieNanner]

34. My favorite post in a long while!!

Thanks!

[H2O Man]

35. Thank you.

We must stand up for Truth. And that includes saying rude things about the felonious swine. I think that is in the Constitution. Or bible. Maybe both.

[MontanaMama]

10. I guess she just have to work around his diaper.

Sorry…

[leftyladyfrommo]

18. I know. That whole idea keeps creeping

into my mind. I cannot even imagine. Makes me want to barf.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Last time he was that close to a woman it cost him $130,000.

Wait until Melanie hears about this!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

12. JHC! He still has that same look on his face 7 years later!

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[Kid Berwyn]

13. His shame face.

I imagine his parents were among the first to notice.

[allegorical oracle]

16. His identical Kamala-debate face-- his "I'm a bad dog" face.. nt

[PCIntern]

15. I actually went to high school with her father

He was the nicest guy. I can’t believe that he fathered someone like this, although word has it that her mother was out of her fucking mind.

[RockRaven]

17. I just saw someone call her "Temu Melania"

which might overrate Melanie a bit, but I LOL'd anyway.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Maybe he's lonely. For all his macho NFT images, DonOld cannot get her to live with him as man and wife.

For all his macho NFT images, DonOld cannot get her to live with him as man and wife.

She does a conjugal visit once in a while.

Vance/Vantz calls him a good husband.

[liberalmuse]

20. Well, shit does make mushrooms grow.

[SoFlaBro]

21. You think that Orange Motherfucker can get that 30-cent stack of dimes even close to completing a carnal act?

[newdayneeded]

31. lol

[nolabear]

23. They're not doing it. She just tells him they are.

And that he was magnificent. He doesn’t remember.
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[Mopar151]

24. Melania is huddling with her lawyers

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From Wolffe, Lyons, Buzzard and Jackyl. ( "We're out for their blood!" ) ("We'll pick his bones clean!)

[lindysalsagal]

25. Jabba

[TommieMommy]

26. Is this his next wife? We know he's been cheating on Melania

[Think. Again.]

27. ew.

[BigMin28]

30. That's what you call

Fugly. And that is being kind.

[MineralMan]

36. I think she's got him pegged.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

37. Malaria is totally cool with this, why would she care?

Loomer is a walking freak show. He's a waddling sewer. A match made in MAGAt heaven.

Probably all the Botox and latex and formaldehyde injected into that fright mask stifled her sense of smell.

[Vinca]

38. Gives Melania more time with the pool boy.

[Botany]

42. You are a Shakespeare

“Loomer is a walking freak show. He's a waddling sewer. A match made in MAGAt heaven.“

Is this current Trumpolini act and with the players around him now like Loomer kind of like
the Hitler in his bunker having Albert Speer build models of what a rebuilt Berlin would be like
after the Germans throw out the Red Army.

[617Blue]

39. Spare me. It's been a decade since that cretin had a woody.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

40. This makes me smile

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[Midnight Writer]

41. "Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to be used by you."

They deserve each other.

They have a common interest: themselves.